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SockPuppet


I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: Sock/No!)

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    Kid: Daddy, I want to go to Barnes and Noble, please.
    Me: Sure. Why?
    Kid: I want to read the first book in the "Warrior Cats" series.
    Me: Reading is always encouraged in the house. Get in the car.

    <six hours later>

    Kid: Finished! Can we order the next few books in the series?
    Me: <pride>

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  • 2 weeks
    Today I learned...

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    Enjoy this double Derp


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Nov
19th
2021

Story snippet · 12:05am Nov 19th, 2021

Too stupid to use, but too fun to throw away.

Sunny: "We should go reunite all the species!"

—eleven months later—

Pipp: "What the fuck do we call this abomination?
Sunny, looking in Argyle's notes: "A mule."
Haven: "Bastards can't inherit the throne."
Zipp: "Ahem."
Haven: "You were conceived before I had your father annulled."
Sunny: "You mean the marriage annulled...?"
Haven: "..."
Zipp: "Imma spoil my niece so bad."
Pipp: "I'm not nursing this... thing."
Izzy: "Eeeeeeeeee! Her ears are so floppy!"

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Pipp: You said I can't get pregnant from banging other creatures.
Sunny: We meant griffons and changelings, not donkeys. But of course you wanted the biggest ass for yourself.
Zipp: It wasn't his ass that was the biggest...
Sunny: I know what I'm saying!

Also:

Too stupid to use

Is that a challenge?

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If you want it to be!

Haven: "You were conceived before I had your father annulled."
Sunny: "You mean the marriage annulled...?"
Haven: "..."

They were puppet rulers in the most hilariously literal sense. Pretty sure she doesn't have the ability to do this. Not sure if that would stop her.

Wow, I actually want to read a full story's worth of context for this.

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