Story snippet · 12:05am Nov 19th, 2021
Too stupid to use, but too fun to throw away.
Sunny: "We should go reunite all the species!"
—eleven months later—
Pipp: "What the fuck do we call this abomination?
Sunny, looking in Argyle's notes: "A mule."
Haven: "Bastards can't inherit the throne."
Zipp: "Ahem."
Haven: "You were conceived before I had your father annulled."
Sunny: "You mean the marriage annulled...?"
Haven: "..."
Zipp: "Imma spoil my niece so bad."
Pipp: "I'm not nursing this... thing."
Izzy: "Eeeeeeeeee! Her ears are so floppy!"
Also:
Is that a challenge?
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If you want it to be!
They were puppet rulers in the most hilariously literal sense. Pretty sure she doesn't have the ability to do this. Not sure if that would stop her.
Oh, Sock.
Wow, I actually want to read a full story's worth of context for this.