All the Force powers in the Yomamasofat galaxy couldn't save you now... (rated M for Im(M)ature) · 9:14pm Nov 16th, 2021
Last night in the Discord server...
I'm not even going to try and explain how this got started. We'll just pick up where the madness kicked in.
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:24 PM
EqG Pinkie Pie having a Star Wars Yo Mama Fight.
"Yo mama so fat, Obi-Wan was like, That's No Moon..."
"Yo mama so fat, not even Yoda could force-lift her."
"Yo mama so fat, when she heard Boba Fett was a Bounty hunter she asked him to get her a Snickers as well."
"Yo mama so fat, when Palpatine issued Order 66 she thought it was for Popeye's and the bitch ordered 67."
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:25 PM
"Yo mama so fat, she's Jabba's body double."
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:25 PM
Yo mama so fat, the hutts told her she could stand to lose some weight
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:26 PM
"Yo mama so fat, she uses a whole Wookiee to wipe."
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:26 PM
Yo mama so ugly, the Sarlaac is trying to escape from between her legs...
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she installed the secondary exhaust port on the Death Star.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
yo mama so fat, even the tusken raiders cant miss
SockPuppet (shakes unicorn butt) — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
Yo momma so fat, her ass is twelve parsecs
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
"Yo mama so fat, C-3PO is fluent in over three million forms of communication, and even HE can't fully describe her chunky ass."
Estee — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
Yo mama so fat, she is the secondary exhaust port on the Death Star.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:27 PM
Yo mama so big, they used her as the full scale model of the new death star...
Estee — Yesterday at 6:28 PM
Yo mama so fat, the Death Star's primary array was originally being used to exfoliate her back.
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:28 PM
"Yo mama so fat, the Mandalorians were like, That bitch is the WEIGH."
Estee — Yesterday at 6:29 PM
Yo mama so fat, Luke died trying to make his Force projection cross her chins.
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:29 PM
Yo mama so ugly, she's the real tragedy of Darth Plagueis.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:29 PM
yo mama so ugly, orders 1-65 were to kill her, for the sanity of the universe
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:29 PM
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Jar Jar was for storing Pickles Pickles."
"You mama so fat, she can only fit her ass on the Millennium Albatross."
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:31 PM
Yo mama so stinky, going to dagobah is an improvement
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:31 PM
Yo mama so fat, there isn't a bigger fish.
Estee — Yesterday at 6:31 PM
Yo mama so ugly, her holograms come in blue and Oh HELL No.
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:31 PM
"Yo mama so fat, the path to the dark side takes her three rest stops."
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:32 PM
yo mama so fat, the trash compactors on the death star are to help move her fat flanks
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:32 PM
"Yo mama so fat, a Stormtrooper actually shot her."
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:33 PM
yo mama so ugly, if she had been the first human being the yuuzhan vong had seen, their genocide would have been seen as reasonable.....
Estee — Yesterday at 6:34 PM
Yo mama so fat, they needed the greasiest thing in the universe just to shift her one inch. And that's how Kylo Ren was born.
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:34 PM
Yo mama so fat, HK-47 stopped calling other biological sapients "meatbag."
Estee — Yesterday at 6:34 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she likes the last movie.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:34 PM
yo mama so ugly, people go to the Hutts for beauty advice to not look like her....
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:35 PM
"Yo mama so fat, Yoda yelled into her ass crack and the echoes came back grammatically correct."
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:36 PM
(I maintain that "Around the survivors, a perimeter create!" is the best line in the prequel trilogy.)
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:37 PM
yo mama so fat, they aint midicholrians any more, but megachlorians.
Estee — Yesterday at 6:37 PM
Yo mama so fat, Han did the Kessel Run in her waistline.
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:37 PM
"Yo mama so fat, she thought R2-D2 was a suppository."
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:38 PM
Yo mama so fat Obi-Wan Kenobi said "that's no moon - that's Yo mama!"
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:38 PM
Yo mama so nasty, tauntauns think she smells bad on the outside.
Estee — Yesterday at 6:38 PM
Yo mama so fat, the First Order was ten thousand burgers, eight thousand fries, and a Diet Coke.
(Wait for it...)
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:39 PM
Make mine the same except I'll have a Cherry Coke. Chuck.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:39 PM
Yo mama's so dumb she though a lightsaber has fewer calories.......
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:39 PM
Yo mama so fat, she turns kyber crystals red and yellow.
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:40 PM
"Yo mama so fat, the Kaminoans harvest her daily for Clone Biomass."
Estee — Yesterday at 6:40 PM
Yo mama so fat, George Lucas can't revise her.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:41 PM
yo mama so stupid that she makes jar jar look smart
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:41 PM
Yo mama so fat, she gotta have a whole Life Week.
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:42 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she thinks "Somehow, Palpatine returned" is an acceptable plot twist.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:42 PM
Yo mama's so fat, her mass shadow can pull ships out of hyperspace!
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:42 PM
"Yo mama so stupid, she was satisfied with Rey's character arc."
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:43 PM
Yo momma is so fat... That you have to make two lightspeed jumps just to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do Banthas.
Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Darth Maul was a place to shop.
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:45 PM
"Yo mama so fat, Darth Nihilus was like.... Nah, I'm good."
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:45 PM
Yo mama so fat, there's an Ewok village in each armpit.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:46 PM
yo mama so fat, if she were a sith, she would be "The Wide"......
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:46 PM
"Yo mama so fat, it turns out that there are some places even sand can't get."
"Yo mama so fat, she IS the high ground."
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:47 PM
yo mama so fat, if she ever took a piss on tattoine, it would flood worse than kamino
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:48 PM
I think at long last I'm spent
I need a cigarette.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:49 PM
yo mama so stupid, she thought an X-wing was a ten pack of chicken wings
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:49 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she plots courses to avoid the opening text crawl.
JustifiedParanoia — Yesterday at 6:50 PM
yo mama so ugly, it aint the Y-bomber, but the "have you seen her? bomber"
yo mama so fat, if she stepped on cloud city, it would shortly become ground city......
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:51 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she thinks TIE fighters come with peanut sauce.
K-123 Ту́полев (971 Akula Class) — Yesterday at 6:51 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she's 
FanOfMostEverything — Yesterday at 6:52 PM
This raises numerous biological and chronological questions I am not equipped to handle at this time.
Tipper — Yesterday at 6:53 PM
FOME, you're my mama?
...can I have a biscuit?
Last night, we killed Star Wars.
Nice to finally beat Disney at something.
I've had in my head a similar joke of "that's no moon, that's my wife" since before the MLP days. Obviously, there's the whole "not mutually exclusive" going on now. (Why do the ponemojis have to be stuck in season 1?)
Only have my phone otherwise I'd post links
"I'm Fat"
"Eat It" (Weird Al)
There is a pony version that is pretty good.
There are also several Star Wars videos that he made
Yes, my avatar is a custom server emote. This is likely the greatest form of notoriety I'll ever achieve.
Come on FOME its just basic Hitchhiker's rules. The past can't be changed. So at some point you went back in time, got pregnant and gave birth to yourself.
After all its so common for People to become their own grandparents its in the Hitchhikers guidebook as a theoretical example.
reminds me of a line in a novel:
"your mommas' so fat, if she sat on the Troy it would fall out of orbit."
-the Troy is a spherical space station 9 kilometers across, BTW.
it's sort of a solar-powered Death Star, which uses lots of external mirrors to power its "SAPL" weapon.
that's from "the hot gate" by John Ringo.
...can't breathe...
George Lucas killed Star Wars.
You all just desecrated the bodies.
:shakes head in mock disappointment:
🗞🗞🗞🗞
5608016
Please Disney killed star wars
5608022
Presumably 5608016 was referring to the prequels... which made box-office records so you're still right. Just wanted to drop some context.
5608022
Where can I get a new, un-‘revised’ copy of the original trilogy, please? I’d like to put that on my wishlist.
5607969
Also "All You Zombies" (Heinlein)
That's easy. I happened.
5608030
Lucas infected it with Corona on purpose, Disney was the doctor who was assigned to the case and used a chainsaw instead of a resperator.
5608042
To be fair, wasn't that one actually both parents and the agent recruiting the main character as a timecop, and the bartender at their meeting place, and any other characters in the story I forgot to mention? I haven't actually read it myself, but that's what I'd heard.
Star Wars 'yo mama' duels are fine, but give me some Jedi Insult Lightsaber Fighting.
"Before I was student, but now I am master!"
"That's weird, 'cuz your swordwork's a total disaster."
5608048
Pretty easy, y’all were thinking of the Robot Chicken skit.
5608016
5608022
The fact that a generation of geeks spent years sincerely, unironically, and very bitterly saying this about George Lucas is why it feels so stupid when people try the same rant about Disney.
5608132
I’m just as salty watching old movies I knew well, which have subtitles instead of closed captions. They tend to shorten or sometimes modify the dialogue.
You do not ‘pretty up’ Katharine Hepburn’s language in The Philadelphia Story to take out the morbid jokes, or drop Bing Crosby’s lines in White Christmas, just because the patter is quick! (Watch the scene in White Christmas in the changing room after the nightclub act—the men’s dialogue is cut by roughly half in subtitles, and the trend is about 75% throughout the film).
“She so fat, the Sith made it the Rule of Three.”
I’m not on the Discord, so I’m assuming this was just in a private group between close friends. Since otherwise, using the movies to measure the intelligence or taste of someone is why I stepped far away from the fandom a while ago.
Still a better story than the Sequel Trilogy.
All the Star Wars movies are still better than Alien3.
Man, eff Alien3.
5608068
Yes.
It & "By His Bootstraps" (a novella) are 2 of the most famous time paradox stories & Heinlein wrote them both