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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 171 views
  • 23 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 25 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Nov
11th
2021

If they make horsey sounds while you pet them? · 7:57am Nov 11th, 2021

How would you feel if your pony friends make horsey sounds while you pet them? Whinnies, neighs, things like that.

And doing other loving things... *Wink! Wink!*

Report Bendy · 274 views · #horse sounds
Comments ( 13 )

5605830
Lol. Great stuff.

I would pet the ponies really hard.

I wouldn't pet them at all. that'd be too weird to pet a pony, I mean they are a sapient creatures, no different than a human, just in a different body. you wouldn't pet your human friends, right?

5605841
Sure, I would. Joking, joking.

I think it's still cute. I saw some awesome art of it on derpibooru.

5605841
While they are indeed sapients, their behavourial patterns may be very different, unless you want to completely equate human=pony in your fic. But many fics with really sky-high ratings managed to pull it off. In the show ponies are shown quite clingy and prone to excessive skinship with their friends, compared to humans. Then, a little scratching behind the ears is not to too far off, if you have a proper level of relationship with certain ponies.

And yeah, continuing this line of thinking, reactions like a little horsey noises when they are pleased with something can be cute, distingishing them from their human counterparts. Just don't go full horse mode :rainbowlaugh:

5605882
Naturally, it would not be done in public. For example, I would not want to embarrass Rainbow Dash. She can neigh happily when we are alone together as I pet her, and do other loving stuff.

Only if the sounds are small. Not like full neighing or stuff like that. Only small, cute noises.

5605890
I suppose. But, maybe the odd loud neigh?

> Anon meet Celestia, the high princess of Equestria for the first time.
> on reflex, he pets her
> she involuntarily neighs, the first time making such a noise in her centuries of existence
> the crowd of onlookers are shocked
> she blushes, mortified with embarrassment
> this only makes her look cuter
> Anon pets her again
> same result
> this continues until the guards finally manage to stop giggling and arrest him

5605957
I feel like that needs to be a story. XD

Maybe... I should make it?

5605957
I would not only read this, but upvote it and add it to my "worth rereading" list.

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