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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 3 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 9 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 163 views
  • 22 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 24 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 28 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Nov
7th
2021

A Christmas themed story? · 7:49am Nov 7th, 2021

Would you like to see a Christmas-themed story from me?

And of course, somepony grows really big as well. Can't be a Bendyfic if a pone does not get big for some reason.

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Comments ( 20 )

Sounds like a good idea.

5604501
Yeah. Could be fun.

"Can't be a Bendyfic if a pone does not get big for some reason."
I lolzed. 😂 But yeah, why not. Still it will be better to release it closer to the holidays.

5604507
I have joking there. But it is a common trend in many of my stories.

Yeah, closer to the holidays might be a better idea.


5604505

Good idea.

Princess Celestia's massive ass could get stuck in a chimney when she tries to be Santa. She will need to be pulled out, or teleport.

Would you like to see a Christmas-themed story from me?

5604514
I'll consider joining.

Pony butt wrapped present.

5604534
That grows bigger when opened?

Yes! I can't wait to read it 😄

5604550
I assume you would want it with Fluttershy?

I'm imagining Celestia and Luna trying to save Christmas but realize in order to make it around to all of Equestria and give out presents, they have to grow really big to cover more ground

5604551
I want to see a story, about anon not understanding the importance of buttwarming eve, so the ponies have to explain to him, how butts saved the world and equestria was made.

5604572
but if they are so big, they cant fit through the chimney... which would explain why they need anon! celestia brings the presents for the good children, luna brings the coal for the naughty children, and anon does the delivering (also collect the milk and cookies)

5604572
That makes sense. Would need anti-crush spells if they want to sit on some lucky human. XD


5604574
Could be a funny story. Buttwarming Eve. I assume it will have growth?

5604578
yup. also, the traditional heart-shape does not reflect the shape of an actual biological heart. its actually inspired by the shape of the butt. learned that from the big bang theory. meaning the ponies in the show, put tiny burning pink butts on the trees. just food for thought

5604551
Maybe 🙂

5604621
Lol. Makes sense. Their butts are kind of heart-shaped.

Given the ridiculous feasts associated with winter holidays, it's unusually reasonable for big butts to happen. Maybe have a character half-heartedly complaining that that's not how metabolisms work...

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