The Cutting Edge of My Little Pony Fanfiction · 11:23pm Nov 5th, 2021

thank u mel

As you (yes, you reading this right now) may or may not already be aware, I'm a fan of the strange, the surreal, the avant-garde in all manners of my art/media consumption. While I do hold a certain truth to much of recent modern art being money laundering schemes for the fantastically wealthy, I do think there's a very true artistic integrity to be had in the abstract and conceptual in art. Also sometimes stuff that's just fucking weird is absolutely entertaining in a way that defies description.

So what does that have to do with you (yes, you clicking away from this blog right now because i've taken too long to get to the point)? I want you to give me your weirdest, wackiest, off-the-wall, boundary breaking, envelop pushing, esoteric, mind-boggling fimfiction stories that you know of.

Self-promotion is encouraged. Things that are le epic lolz randumb are not preferred, but not discouraged. Give em here, give em all here.

why, you may ask? allow me to explain.

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Level Dasher

Level Dasher #1 · Nov 5th, 2021 · 1 · ·

Well, this was meant to be for Iron Author at EFNW 2018, but I bailed early, and then did everything I could to push it past 1000 words so I could publish it here. It's the only one of my stories that got a "...Wut?" reaction.

TAlways Time for a Few More

Rarity intends to make each of her friends a new dress for the upcoming Grand Galloping Gala. No matter the cost…

Level Dasher · 1k words · 23 4 · 975 views

mushroompone

mushroompone #2 · Nov 6th, 2021 · · ·

Well damn since you're askin

This one makes great use of Discord's chaos magic. Haunting read, great prose:

T(THE FLESH IS) WEAK

Here's how Fluttershy puts her life in danger: "I love you." Here's how he sentences her to death: "I love you, too."

Paper Thin · 2.2k words · 423 40 · 6.7k views

I could recommend any number of Seer's stories (and I'm sure you've read a few), but I think this one is his best as far as breaking conventional rules of structure:

TNotes in Service of a Love Story

"If this is what it means to be a fool, I don't wish to be anything else."

Seer · 4.5k words · 32 0 · 349 views

And I since I just happened to publish one, here's my own weird story about what it's like to have a migraine:

TMigraines

Migraines can be quite bad.

mushroompone · 2.3k words · 164 3 · 2.6k views

Honestly there's not nearly enough stories on here that are batshit in like... And artistic way. And not just an batshit way. I applaud your quest

Opium4TmassS

Opium4TmassS #3 · Nov 6th, 2021 · · 1 ·

Well shit I might as well promote my own thing.

Glutton Inc.

Ice Star

Ice Star #4 · Nov 6th, 2021 · · ·

This list is incredibly incomplete and put together in a hurry, since I had to skip a lot of stories by some weirdo named Regidar. DM me for more because you know I have them. No self-promo here, everything was cobbled together from a quick glance at two of my high-up bookshelves because I'm in a hurry. Enjoy.

Art Inspired

Art Inspired #5 · Nov 6th, 2021 · · ·

I don't have to...

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TAwkward Letters

Rainbow Dash sends a letter to Princess Celestia asking for advice. She hopes to receive information on how to tell Twilight about the small crush she's got for her. What she gets as a reply from the princess is anything but helpful.

Art Inspired · 4.2k words · 103 29 · 1.8k views

There, but I think you've already probably read this one, Regi.

FloydienSlip

FloydienSlip #6 · Nov 6th, 2021 · · ·

I really like Unwhole Hole's stuff. Equal parts funny, headcanon, worldbuilding, and surrealism. Here's a few of my faves. Of these, the first one is probably the closest to what you're looking for.

T#277

Shortly after starting her retirement, Celestia begins to become sick. Twilight, Starlight and Trixie investigate, only to find that the Princess is dying.

Unwhole Hole · 70k words · 63 4 · 1.2k views

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TEquestria 485,000

Twilight Sparkle returns to Equestria half a million years after leading the last living ponies into space.

Unwhole Hole · 153k words · 172 4 · 2.4k views

Here are several others that come to mind immediately. You've probably read at least one of them.

TLet Me Tell You About the Hole in My Face

Applejack tells you her only secret. It is about a hole. The hole in her face. The breathing, living hole in her face. (Inspired by the cover image and a recurring dream)

Applejack

Slavoj Zizek · 1.2k words · 320 18 · 9.2k views

TFluttershy Gets Replaced By A Sherman Tank

When the Bearers race forth from Ponyville on an official mission, somepony has to take over on their day jobs. For Fluttershy, that's usually Snowflake. But he's not available today, so it's going to be a Sherman tank.

Estee · 6.6k words · 511 44 · 9.3k views

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EFlash Sentry Was Found Dead In a Ditch At Age Sixteen

Flash Sentry Was Found Dead In a Ditch At Age Sixteen

fishonfire · 1.5k words · 8 4 · 632 views

TThe Destruction of the Self

Buckwheat would like to be a farmer. But what he wants isn't important, and that's alright with him.

Cold in Gardez · 6.1k words · 592 12 · 5k views

TSecond Singularity

Lyra spends her entire life in a passionate pursuit to prove that there was once a "human" civilization before ponies. But, once she finds that evidence, will it actually be worth finishing what she began?

dayoldspaghetti · 13k words · 133 19 · 3.2k views

anonpencil

anonpencil #7 · Nov 6th, 2021 · · ·

-gestures fevently-

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/401270/broken-bindings

Impossible Numbers

Impossible Numbers #8 · Nov 6th, 2021 · · ·

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I might be misreading the room a bit, but I think the point of the OP was to ask for particularly weird or surreal fics, rather than traditional classics? Unless there's a case for all those candidates qualifying as such, and I just haven't understood it right.

Ice Star