A Simple Contract in Blood · 9:55pm Oct 21st, 2021
You want something. Everyone wants something. I know who can get you it. But here’s the problem. You may not have what it costs.
Maybe it’s a good night’s sleep. Maybe it’s the cure for depression. Maybe it’s fame and fortune.
He can give it to you.
Here’s what you need:
A knife
Five candles
A fresh, unused, leather journal
A quill or ink loading pen. You can use a pencil if you’re desperate.
A small bowl.
Salt
Matches
A wide open field
Step One: Gather your materials and make your way to your field. The more remote, the better. This will become apparent in later steps.
Step Two: You need to prepare a space for yourself on the ground. So, for your own sake, pick somewhere dry. You’ll be sitting for a while.
- You’ll be drawing a Star of salt on the ground. At each point of the star will be a candle. One of the candles must point north. Preferably, celestial north. (Towards the star polaris)
- When you sit, you must be sitting in the center of all the lines of the star. There’s no rule that it must be too large, but you should not disturb the salt until the ritual is done.
- When you are ready to begin, ensure you have your knife, bowl, writing utensil, journal, and matches. Sit facing north.
Step Three: Light the Candles. You are now under a time limit. If the candles blow out, you’re done. If someone approaches you or interrupts you, you’re done. There’s no going back if you have lit all 5 candles.
- You’ve now created a communication channel. You are going to begin writing your contract.
Step Four: Be careful, but you must draw your ink. Place your knife to your thumb and let blood into the bowl. Using your writing implement, open your journal and write the following using your blood:
“I have come to barter, despite not knowing the cost. I will serve my debtor until what I owe is paid in full. In exchange for my suffering, I will receive (your request here). Let this document serve as our divine contract.”
You can try to add terms, if you want to try to avoid a monkey's paw -- but that can also invalidate your work till now. Lastly, you must sign your name, and place a fingerprint of your cut thumb.
The contract is now complete. If you asked for too much, or something they cannot arrange -- then they will simply do nothing. It’ll appear like nothing happened.
If it worked… the exchange is simple. What will be taken away from you is opportunities. You won’t even know that you lost something. The roads that lead you astray from your desire will be closed off to you, but in exchange, the roads that lead you to your goals will be obvious, and guide you on a path to greatness..
After all, that was what you really wanted, right?
One last thing. Whatever you do-- Do not lose your contract. When you wrote this, you were able to write your own terms. If you try to change the terms or go back on the contract… well.
All I can say is good luck.
Celestial North is not preferred, it is required.
Always snuff the North candle first when you’re done.
Adding terms to avoid ‘accidentally’ signing a ‘Monkey’s Paw’ bargain is good, but too many bits and bobs and you start to offend the one on the other side.
Those are the only clarifications you’ll get from me for free.
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It works. I summoned Satan and lost 18-Ibs. Would recommend.
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That's the struggle with these things. after it's passed by word of mouth enough times, you miss crucial elements.
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We never thought to ask what kind of priest Priest was, not that we would have gotten an answer.
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Read his name. He is the head of the Great Church of Flutter.
So, obviously yes he is the head of a prominent cult...
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Whether through cruel irony or divine prank, a lot more gets lost from centuries of writing things down
Everyone always asks who the dark lord you're bargaining with is... but no one ever asks how the dark lord you're bargaining with is.
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That's his own fault for focusing on business and casual sex rather over actual relationships.
Of course most of this is for show. If you're in a real pinch you can do the ritual with three small sticks and 4ccs of mouse blood.
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I was unaware that the contract was with Death.
Let me tell you, it sucks pretty hard when what you end up losing is your memories. Takes forever to figure out you've been under a contract for years when you can't remember performing the ritual.
Could definitely be true in my case.