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  • Today
    Vodka

    Griff strode down the sidewalk, gazing at the bright buildings and neon lights he passed on his midnight stroll. The city never slept, and neither did he.

    As he held up his bottle, wrapped in a brown paper bag, and leered at the bright signs and billboards.

    Why did he even live here?

    He turned his attention to another bright, pulsing green sign.

    VAPE

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  • Wednesday
    Short

    Haven’t finished it yet, but so far it looks aight

    17 comments · 48 views
  • Tuesday
    Cutting my hair

    Oogie soogie

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  • Tuesday
    Pibby mods

    Apparently there’re Pibby mods in FNF and oh my fucking god. I mentioned watching these the other day and, obviously my favorite;

    No-Hero has to be the creepiest in terms of atmosphere lol. The starting melody sounds rather desolate and solemn, nodding to the atmosphere of Pibby itself, and when I say Finn flips the fuck out—

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  • Monday
    First time holding a shotgun

    In reality it was when my mom had me carry it back into the house, cause she took it apart and didn’t put it together right, but it unloads fine. Didn’t get to shoot it though. But it’s aight.

    Shot her revolver and Glock again, but it was getting dark so she said we’d go again when it was lighter out. My ears hurt, and my throat’s dry, but I had fun.

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Oct
15th
2021

Had a nightmare · 6:10pm October 15th

It was about me working in a movie studio where the director was a loon and killed half the people on set. There was this other “unappreciated understudy” girl who started killing half the girls on set to get the role she needed for something, idk.

I was the lights guy who worked with a paid internship while going to college still. And of course, being the one who literally oversees the whole set, ya boy noticed some shit going on. So I tried to escape while staying on the director’s good side.

Didn’t know much about understudy girl except for the fact that her and I apparently had sexual tension, and that later she pushed me down a staircase when I found her out. Still lived though.

Eventually I ended up dying after being hacked within an inch of my life with a machete, and then being fed to cicadas.

Yes, Hero, like discount Candy Man.

Turns out that this ended up being the actual movie and none of that was real. And understudy girl and I kissed at the end when we were all laughing and joking and going over bloopers I literally did not know existed until that moment. Because then I just new.

For some reason my wounds were all real though.

Damn.

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Comments ( 14 )

lol.

your brain was on meth or LSD, or both.

5596069
atleast it wasn’t anything worse.

broken heart maybe but at least it ain't anything that made your brain trip balls.

5596070
Broken heart? Wdym?

5596074
oh, nvm. I guess my brain misunderstood some things.

so uh...forget what I said, and try to have some good dreams next time.

5596076
Alright. Thanks for the talk.

5596078
you’re welcome hermano.

now, just go enjoy your day and well...live.

5596081
The dream as a whole or why the wounds were real?

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I’ll try my best.

5596084
No idea and no idea. *holding an ice pack* Least I wasn’t the first one to die.

5596083
Gracias mi amigo.

Bueno Suerte.

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