Apil Fool's Blog · 8:29am Oct 9th, 2021
My name is Mike White, and I have been on this site for a year now. Many of you know me for my comments and their colorful wordage. If you've seen these, you've most likely have noticed the lack of grammar. I am writing this blog to let you know that this has changed. I, Mike White, will no longer speak to you in dialect.
After taking my a year off, I have began my college course. I'm striking for my English Major, and so far I'm the best in the class. Many were surprised by this. You see, on the first day of school, I would walk up to everyone and talk to them in Tahta-Watiki dialect. They would stand there,staring at me. Gawking. This was my motivation. This is how I knew I had to do better.
So here we are, dear friends. I have broken away from not-language and will now pursue the language of grammatically correct.
hahah just kidding loooooser!!!!!!! I had my brother wrote this hs in elementary school in high school and he know how read book. anyway this is my april fools blog and you just got fooled and I'm sorry if I hurt you I didn't mean to baby ;please don't go I'm sorry. anyways haha youre gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay with lats of as haha
Wow this is a shitpost even by my standards