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  • Today
    Bald

    ”Is he done yet? I think he’s using up all the hot water…”

    ”Meh, not that I’d mind. Cold showers aren’t all that bad.”

    ”Depends on what kind of cold shower we are talking about.”

    The Change Gang paused to stare at the umbrum, who sighed and went quiet.

    Creeeaaaak!

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  • Today
    Found a new way to put my hair up

    Also found a new selfie pose lol. Get used to it. Gonna be posting literally every selfie like that now.

    12 comments · 31 views
  • Monday
    Disclaimer (So far)

    Note: These events transpire circa season 4, where the war takes place during Sombra's first attempt to rule the Crystal Empire. By this logic, Griff is at least a thousand or so years old at this time, so bear in mind that him being physically in his late twenties does not account for his psychological, mental, and emotional experience. This is also just my take on how Sombra may have

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  • Monday
    Finished

    Now that I look at it I kind of hate it

    Expect me to write a Madness Combat AU lol

    12 comments · 37 views
  • Sunday
    I stumbled across something

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Sep
24th
2021

A Cozy Awakening (Anthro) · 8:48pm September 24th

”I’m really proud of you for taking up the opportunity to tutor one of our exchange students in Creative Writing, mijo.”

Griff shrugged as he got up to address the knocking at the door- presumably the student he was meant to tutor. ”I just wanted the extra credit.”

”What extra credit?” Melody smirked and quirked a brow. ”You get straight A’s. It kind of just seems like you wanna make new friends—“

”Hey! Do not sully my resolve, woman. Now go!”

”Whatever you say, mi hijo.” and Melody disappeared into the kitchen. Griff happily flung the door open with a great big smile.

”Hello! My name is—augh!! Griff clutched the area between his inner thighs and collapsed with his knees touching. ”…owww, shit…”

”From now on, your name is Dork. Unless you prefer the name ‘Cozy Glow’s bitch’. Now move.” Cozy kicked the trembling teen aside and walked into the house with her baseball bat.

”…I better be getting that extra credit soon…oof…”

Comments ( 26 )

....She doesn't deserve to learn Creative Writing, the creative arts are meant for the good, the kind, the compassionate, those who wish their voices to be heard!

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”Owowowowowwww…”

”Get up, fatty, and finish introducing yourself.”

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Fatty, huh? Look who’s talking.

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”There’s a difference. It’s called being fun sized, not dumb sized. Now get up!” *smacks him in the stomach with the bat*

”Oww, shit! Okay! U-Um…my name is G-Griff Adler, a-and I’m your tutor for this semester…”

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*Picks him up* Can I borrow that bat?

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”Mom…”

”Hey, he’s mine. And I named him Bryan.”

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Then put it away, you do not treat mijo like this or I reassign him to another student

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”Awww, no fair! You’re only treating him like a teacher’s pet because you’re his mom!”

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And because you're abusing him

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*groaning, getting up* “I threw a dude out of the classroom window and you didn’t say anything…”

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That's different, he insulted Meta and you

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*grunts and falls back over*

*rolls eyes* “Fine. But technically I’m supposed to bunk with him.”

”Y-You can have—“

”Your bed? Gee, thanks!” *steps on his head and frolics upstairs*

”Uuuggghhhh…”

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And they keep saying she shouldn’t have been turned to stone.

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”No…I’m…g-getting my extra credit…” *crawling*

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You sure about all this?

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*stands up, cracking his neck* “If there’s one thing I love, it’s helping others boost their intelligence…”

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If she even had any intelligence to boost.

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Fine...teach her to not have such a smartass attitude

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*gasp* “Wormy cursedddd!!”

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*Blushes* just go get that extra credit, mijo

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”Yay!” *prepares to run, but grunts and limps the rest of the way*

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