Run like a Man

Hero watched as Valor ran around the couch with a pair of scissors. Valor giggled, increasing speed until…

“You run like a girl.”

Valor stopped and looked at his dad, a tear falling down his face. He then stabbed himself in the neck with said scissors.

~~~

Valor laid in the casket, wearing a princess dress.

Hero stared at him. “Run like a man, you get a suit.”

Comments

[Melody Song]

What's wrong with running like a girl?

[shining paladin]

nice lol

[BezierBallad]

What the buck did I just witness-?

[MlpHero]

5583328
Trust me

It’s funnier for me since I’m a dude

And I know the context

5583333
Yay

5583334
Hero’s son didn’t run like a man

[BezierBallad]

5583335
I can see that.

Remind me, what was this from?

[MlpHero]

5583337
Hehehehe

[MlpHero]

5583341
Naw

[Iredwolf]

heheheheheh

[MlpHero]

5583344
Well I obey the second amendment and boobs *grabs shotgun*

[MlpHero]

5583348
I put four childs into your mother. Come at me bitch

[Melody Song]

5583335
Okay

[MlpHero]

5583351
Fuck you and your grammar you smartass fucker

[MlpHero]

5583353
Thats the only thing you know you hornbag

[MlpHero]

5583356
Fuck you and your perfectly formed sentences too

[Thenewbluebrony]

5583336
family guy