Update on the anti-clopfic group · 7:40am Dec 6th, 2012
I don't want to declare success prematurely, but it looks like we've won. The group still exists, but its purported purpose has shifted from harassment of specific clopfics to discussion of the members' mutual distaste for clopfics in general, and the group no longer has any stories submitted to it. It looks as though they've purged all the clop readers and writers from the group, so we no longer have much of a presence there, but I don't suppose we need to, as it appears to have been completely disarmed. Plus, I think you all helped me teach the ringleader an important lesson about not antagonizing people for having their own opinions; he even wrote a letter of apology about it. He was almost a class-act about it too. I'll keep an eye on the group and sound the alarm if I see anything uncouth going down.
Thanks for reading, and all your support. Reverse Clopper, over and out!
Knighty was merciful...
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He is a good king, and a wise one.
But if this group should give cloppers trouble in the future, I will see to it that Mister Fluttershy will make his home in Tartarus, and his followers' heads shall be mounted on pikes.
'cuz I can totally do that.
579766 We'll force him to watch Naruto!
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You can't even joke about that, man, that's sick!
I mean, I'm all for torture, but that's just taking it too far.
579981 BELIEVE IT!
You didn't win, Wanderer D threatened to ban the fuck out of my ass and also delete my group if I didn't change it. You had no effect. :)
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Hi.
694594 Don't fucking talking to me.
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K. Someone's on their period.
694641 You know damn well I don't like you. So why did you reply to me? on another person's blog?
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Because you were hating on me.
694652 that shouldn't matter to you. We both don't like each other. Let's leave it at that.
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If you go behind my back to insult me, I have no respite for saying hello. Get over yourself.
694671 you replied to a comment I made over a month ago, when that shit actually mattered to anyone. I've moved on from that, and I wish to stay that way. Stop opening up old wounds. I haven't been bugging you about it anymore, have I?
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I replied to you because I just saw it today. Also it never mattered, this is an argument on a fanfiction website. Nothing actually matters.
But I wasn't trying to make you mad or anything, just trying to make you aware I had seen your attempt to demoralize me behind my back.
694738 That was pretty bitchy of me, I realize that. Granted, I still hate you, but you make a valid point. Apologies.
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Glad we can come to an understanding.
694838 Goodbye, Master Fluttershy. I hope next time we meet we can just respectfully ignore each other.
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Good to see you. Mind if I lick your taint? You can lick mine! It'll be a good old-fashioned taint-lick. Invite your friends!
Oh, and by the way, I'm drawing some clop. It's of Fluttershy having hot sweaty coitus with Big Mac, and I plan on animating it. As your bestest friend and clop-buddy, I'm sure you enjoy seeing Fluttershy in sexual situations, so I'll make sure you get it.
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K.
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Mmm... Yes. I love it when you lick my taint like that.
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K.
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Reverse Clopper: Ghost type
Master Fluttershy: Normal type
A wild Reverse Clopper appeared! Wat do?
Master Fluttershy used Argue!
Reject Troll doesn't affect Reverse Clopper . . .
Reverse Clopper used Troll!
Troll doesn't affect Master Fluttershy. . .
Master Fluttershy used Ignore!
Super-effective!
Reverse Clopper fainted! Gained life experience!
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You know the cutest part about this?
The way you seem to think that all this posting you're doing somehow constitutes ignoring me.
You take my breath away, love-muffin. Never change.
695596 This is why I follow you.
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You know I love to make my friends smile!
699660 the enemy of my enemy is my friend.