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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 7 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 22 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 25 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 35 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Aug
22nd
2021

So, it's been a while... · 2:48pm Aug 22nd, 2021

Yeah, before anyone says anything, I'm fully aware that I haven't been too active on FimFiction/FurAffinity this past month. I just spent a good majority of this month working on three different commissions (one of which I can't even publish since it's private), and I only have a week to get some of my other projects written out. Due to the massive workload I have before me, I won't have the monthly polls on my Patreon this month; however, since I haven't announced the winners of July's story polls, I might as well mention it here:

The winner of July's Patreon Story poll is titled 'Garble's Unexpected Visit.' It's set to be a clopfic between Gallus & Garble, with the latter being the bottom. I'm not sure when I'm gonna get to this story, but I have a feeling it'll be pretty damn popular!

As for July's Randomizer, the winning entries proved to be one I never would've expected, but am very glad happened:

Yeah, as someone who loves the Phoenix Wright games, I'm very optimistic about this being a good story for my AO3 account (same name as here). But at the same time though, this leads me to a pretty big issue.

At the current moment, I have seven stories on my backlog. That's way too many, and I'm gonna have to bust my ass to get them written out in a quick and orderly fashion. Unfortunately, I can only write out so many Patreon projects when I have rent coming up, and I depend on commissions & donations to get things done. I know that's solely my fault, and it's something I definitely need to work on; but at the same time, I was curious to try something that might benefit everyone who follows my work.

Now, since I just finished my latest commission (which is a third chapter to the 'Fathers Day' story of my Showing His Place series), I was planning to write out the first Project listed in my schedule: The Randomizer story with Connie from Big Mouth. At the same time though, I was talking with a friend/Patron of mine who wanted to do a commission idea; and from there, I have this synopsis that might be interesting:

Ever since King Thorax took control of the Changeling Kingdom, Spike has been helping him and the Changeling race become accepted in Equestrian culture. However, after spending months alongside General Pharynx, Spike finds himself in a rather unique, and very private relationship with the Changeling behind closed doors. During a "routine visit" to Canterlot, Spike and Pharynx end up alone in one of the castle bathrooms with a lot of pent-up feelings, and strong urges which couldn't be quelled. However, just as the two were about to get down to business, they're interrupted by a couple of Royal Guards who overheard them outside.
Luckily for Spike's status as Royal Advisor, as well as Pharynx's shape-shifting abilities, it wouldn't be too hard to get the stallions to join in~

Right now, Stormy and I need to raise some cash for rent this month (also, Stormy's birthday is tomorrow~), so I was considering putting this Spike/Pharynx idea out there as a possible donation pool. If anyone wants to help us out, this story might have a chance of coming out before the start of September. I'll be working on the Connie story as well, so any donations for this side-project will help bring a bonus story to my FurAffinity and FimFiction accounts! If anyone is interested in seeing this story come to life, feel free to send a donation here: https://www.paypal.me/TheVClaw
NOTE: Please do not add any notes to the actual payment on Paypal. If you have any notes/suggestions, please PM them to me before donating.

Comments ( 3 )

Ooh! Happy day-early birthday to Stormy, and I so want that story to be made! Though I don't have paypal...

I’ve send a little bit that I can spare my dude, happy early birth to stormy and looking forward to chapter 3 of Father’s Day and all that’s to come, I’m happy on waiting.
As for the SpikeX Pharynx/guards story, wouldn’t mind on of those guards being Captain Gallus, joining in the fun, though my donation more to help you out rather then anything solid

Good to hear from you.
Happy early birthday 🎂🎈🎉 Stormy!

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