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archonix


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Aug
14th
2021

I saw the new G5 trailer · 4:00pm Aug 14th, 2021

I saw no donkeys.

ruined/10 boycott didney bluth or whatever

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Clearly donkeys achieved spaceflight decades earlier and abandoned the ponies to their own foolishness in favor of colonizing the stars.

Dude, they ran screaming from a unicorn—just imagine the chaos Eeyore would cause.

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This is canon now.

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This is also canon now.

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The Adjustment Burro makes sure he's never seen.

What if... what if the donkeys are to blame for all the magic disappearing or whatever? OH MY GOD THE DONKEYS ARE BEHIND IT ALL!

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Donkeys saw the state pony society was in, went, "Fuck this shit," and founded Assinia somewhere far, far away.

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