Short Hand: The Storm King Invasion · 2:13am Aug 14th, 2021
A number of events in the series will be butterflied away thanks to Shepherd being around. Among other things...
The Storm King's mighty airship approaches Canterlot...
Storm King: "Yes... Soon, all of Equestria will fall before me and be laid waste-"
And the much larger USS Enterprise CV-6, flying the colors of the Royal Equestrian Navy, loomed into view.
Captain Spitfire: "Unidentified airship, you are entering restricted air space. Veer off, or we will open fire. This is your final warning!"
Tempest: "Fire the cannons!"
The Storm King's cannons erupt... And the shots are intercepted by the flock of magical drones around the carrier, and by the magical shielding over the armor.
Storm King: "... I may have made a tactical miscalculation."
Tempest: "You think?"
Captain Spitfire: Fire all Mana Beams and Mana Torpedoes!
*Beams and Torpedoes start to hit the Storm King's airship and his fleet. Doing heavy damage as they begin to fall out of the air and into the lower part of the mountain. *
Tempest: Pony! Did I sure screw up joining him. We really Fu... *The Flagsgip exploded from the last volley from the Enterprise.*
Shepard: Aft torpedo bays, fire!
Spitfire: We don't have aft torpedo bays...or fore ones.
Shepard: Full phaser spread?
Spitfire: *shakes head no*
Shepard: Then what do we have?
Spitfire: Angry chipmunk catapults.
Shepard: Aft angry chipmunk catapults, fire!
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If the angry chipmunk catapults are the phasers, i think the torpedos should be angry flying squirrels that can alter their path to ensure the hit a moving target.
If the idiot yeti-satyr doesn’t know the local princesses handle the sun and moon, he definitely won’t know about recent military reforms. Nor will the childhood runaway leading his forces.
Storm King: "Time to utilize the last resort of unrepentant villains everywhere! (shoves Tempest Shadow forward) IT WAS HER IDEA!!!"
Yes! The return of the flying Enterprise!
The drone shield is cool, but really regular cannons would BOUNCE off the hull of a WWII ship. And that would frankly be more humiliating.