Women are Harlots🎵 · 3:38am Aug 1st, 2021
First of all, I don’t mean all women. So, Bez, Mels, and Sunny (or I guess, basically anyone). Don’t take this personally. Thank you.
Now, what I really mean, is mostly women who date their men (or women, I ain’t discriminating) only to later break their hearts for… I guess no other reason. Like Silver Thread and Stinger
Without further ado, let’s get onto the song-thing.
Original Song: Charlotte the Harlot - Iron Maiden
*Instrumental*
Giving a tug on the strings
That are holding up our hearts
You women act so refined,
Don’t you know what you’re doing?
You have every right to say something sooner,
Don't you care what you’re doing?
You women act like we’re built of stone
How’d it feel if we played you?
Women are harlots; don’t care about you
Women are harlots; don’t give a damn
Women are harlots; they’ll rob your heart blind
Women are harlots; they’ll break your heart cold
*Instrumental*
Playing so many men like the strings,
Don’t you feel half-bad?
They devote their lives to you, then you leave them in dust
And you've got the nerve to say you’re oppressed,
Do you what oppressed is?
And don't you know you're breaking their hearts with the shit that you’re pulling?
Women are harlots; don’t care about you
Women are harlots; don’t give a damn
Women are harlots; they’ll rob your heart blind
Women are harlots; they’ll break your heart cold
*Instrumental*
Oh, women
*Instrumental*
Oh, oh no-oh
There was a time when you understood my words
Picking up my shattered heart off the floor
You women have already won this round
To make your lives seem easier
Well, you women, said that you love us true
Where have the bright colors gone?
You women only care about your blood and silver
'Cause you're living your best life
Ah, 'cause you're ruling!
Oh
Oh yeah
Aw, 'cause you're ruling!
*Instrumental*
Giving a tug on the strings
That are holding up our hearts
You women act so refined,
Don’t you know what you’re doing?
You have every right to say something sooner,
Don't you care what you’re doing?
You women act like we’re built of stone
How’d it feel if we played you?
Women are harlots; don’t care about you
Women are harlots; don’t give a damn
Women are harlots; they’ll rob your heart blind
Women are harlots; they’ll break your heart cold
*Instrumental*
I like it
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Yay
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And that means?
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Mhm
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Fair enough
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Hm… should I do a parody of The Evil That Men Do to even the playing field?
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Perhaps
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Okay
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Fair enough
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Mhm
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This right here.
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Yep