This isn't a pleasant story. In telling the group about what happened through the medium of this blog, I'm hoping to make a few people think. Passing on the details of events -- or rather, mostly doing so. Because in writing this, I'm not going to include any names. Not just yet, anyway. Those who want an ID on the self-assigned 'victim' of the tale are welcome to come into the chat server,
Every so often, logging in to my Patreon account will generate a popup: this is generally the site trying to tell me about a new feature. In this case, I've been given the ability to write posts which only members on the 'Free' tier would see. As discussed in an earlier blog, anyone can join without actually making a pledge, and it gives them the
A somewhat less disturbing explanation. This happens to be the site of a prior dimensional quasi-rip in space time. Equestria and our universe briefly intersected, and a cutiecenera or similar celebration was going on. The superstitious locals saw what was going on and were so charmed by what they saw, that after the cross rip corrected itself, they then began placing pony effigies in the same location in order to coax the equestrians to return to the spot. Now, as to why they want the Equestrians to return, that might potentially be the disturbing part.
Note how almost all the rocking horses are pointing in the same direction. This is vitally important. If the two circles were to point in opposing polarities, the resulting aetheric tidal forces could very well shred open a portal to a more equinocentric reality.
Pretty sure carousels are worse, what with the pole going right through the torso. Also, they definitely exist as at least a concept in Equestria because Rarity.
5560464 I love how all the reasons that this picture won't display the one that goes with is quote upstream air. I guess that's what happens when you cross the horse streams you get an upstream horse stream error
...Huh. Well. ...I notice that the two heads in the center are a bit off-center. It looks, in fact, like someone standing right next to them might be in the center of the concentric rings. Which I'm sure would be a completely normal and not-at-all eerie experience.
Not quite like Cadilac Ranch out in Texas, I see.
A somewhat less disturbing explanation. This happens to be the site of a prior dimensional quasi-rip in space time. Equestria and our universe briefly intersected, and a cutiecenera or similar celebration was going on. The superstitious locals saw what was going on and were so charmed by what they saw, that after the cross rip corrected itself, they then began placing pony effigies in the same location in order to coax the equestrians to return to the spot. Now, as to why they want the Equestrians to return, that might potentially be the disturbing part.
Note how almost all the rocking horses are pointing in the same direction. This is vitally important. If the two circles were to point in opposing polarities, the resulting aetheric tidal forces could very well shred open a portal to a more equinocentric reality.
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Old Sudsbury Road, you said?
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If you need the exact location, Mapquest recognizes 'Ponyhenge.'
...how much yikes does this rate on the "Oh Fuck No" scale?
Why would you remind me about this.
If this is the most disturbing MLP prompt you've ever seen, you are indeed blessed.
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Pardon my maniacal grin. It's a birth defect. Honest.
Ponyhenge
https://maps.app.goo.gl/5eNBfZNCNRPheSwv5
For oh, for oh, the hobby-horse is forgot.
It's a pony necropolis, designed to keep something much, much more dangerous from coming out to visit.
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Where is Dr Who when we need him?
i never heard of that before. i have heard of "carhenge"...
Look at the picture on Google Maps, and look at the one Estee linked.... It's growing!
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Indeed. Never cross the horse streams...
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Gishy.
oh, niiiiice :D
I actually had that one just to the left of bottom center.
See you and raise you:
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Don't forget Bunnyhenge:
https://twitter.com/GISH/status/1178009912850313217
Pretty sure carousels are worse, what with the pole going right through the torso. Also, they definitely exist as at least a concept in Equestria because Rarity.
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If you like finding this sort of s*** I absolutely recommend you look up a website called Atlas Obscura
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Damn they thicc
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I love how all the reasons that this picture won't display the one that goes with is quote upstream air. I guess that's what happens when you cross the horse streams you get an upstream horse stream error
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Has this website ever had a vore contest?
...Huh. Well.
...I notice that the two heads in the center are a bit off-center. It looks, in fact, like someone standing right next to them might be in the center of the concentric rings.
Which I'm sure would be a completely normal and not-at-all eerie experience.
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It was an Oregon Trail pic of horses fording a river.
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I'd ask Shakes or B maybe.