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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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  • 82 weeks
    Three Kings (Short Story)

    Once there were three kings who set out to conquer the world. The first king declared "by strength I will conquer." He led great armies and conquered many nations, but there were always stronger enemies and upon the field of battle, he died.

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  • 84 weeks
    Two-For-One Anime Review

    Romeo's Blue Skies-The sweetest anime boy that ever lived sells himself into slavery to pay off his father's medical debt, makes friends and falls in love (twice) along the way. Honestly, one of the best forgotten anime of the '90's. Romeo loses a lot, but keeps on trying. Also, Piccolo is best ferret. It can be hard to see this good hearted boy get beaten, falsely imprisoned, lose two friends to

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  • 84 weeks
    The Queen Is Dead

    Technically she was older than my country at least, my country in its current state. She lived a good life and had a positive impact on the world. God bless her.

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  • 86 weeks
    Me

    "Oh God, I'm three pounds above my goal weight, I'm so fat, time to work out." *Does 100 crunches and walks 100 laps.*
    Husband: "Honey, why are you limping?"
    "I've lost five pounds. Please call an ambulance."

    4 comments · 190 views
  • 86 weeks
    The '80's Everybody

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This Would Happen If I Were Ever Given A Position of Authority · 5:21pm Jul 19th, 2021

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Comments ( 3 )

But how long would it take for you to get to that point? :P

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For some of us, it's not the length of time, but the sheer fact of its inevitability.

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Exactly
A lot of people like to say that they’d only be super benevolent if they suddenly had power dropped into their lap; but to put it simply: all our demons are someone else’s angels.

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