Shining and Shepherd: Survival 1

Shining and Shepherd have... Problems. They're fighting a lot. So the mares hatch a plan: Get both of them drunk, hand/hooffcuff them to each other then dump them on some distant island or desert.

Then watch as they're forced in Buddy cop movie style to work together and develop a begrudging trust and respect for each other in their misadventures to return to Equestria.

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Shining: "All right... If we fell this tree trunk we can cross this gorge... But we'll need an axe."

Shepherd: "Or a big, heavy bludgeon."

Shining: "Like what?"

Shepherd picks up Shining and runs, slamming him against a tree that falls across the gorge

Shepherd: "I think your head worked just fine, don't you?"

Shining: "You fucking monkey...!"

Shepherd: "Now now, cheer up! You're finally useful for something other than banging your wife."

Comments

[A.P.O.N.I.]

Arguably, by using him to bang down the tree, you've only proved how useful he is for banging in general.

[Herald of Opera]

One of them is an omnivore. There's an obvious end state that the girls completely missed here.

[Jake The Army Guy]

It's like that Crash Bandicoot game Twinsanity.

[sykko]

You missed out on Sheppard saying, "At least you used your upper head for something."

[Delerious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJTQdb52Xa4

[LordHaydon]

Get both of them drunk, hand/hooffcuff them to each other then dump them on some distant island or desert.

Upon reading this I imagined each of them cutting the other's arm off to get free.
The actual events were far nicer.

[Spiritus Arcane]

Someone finally got Shining to use his head.

[GoldenHeartofMorioh]

Hey, does anyone know whats going on with Andrew? Its been a while since he updated short hand.

[Dan]

5553684
Employment woes.
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/950431/welp
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/955650/new-job-get

[GoldenHeartofMorioh]

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Ah, well hopefully he gets his groove back soon.