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Good Lord, Look At The Date! · 1:55pm Jul 4th, 2021

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‘Murcia!

DOWN WITH THE TRAITOR
UP WITH THE STAR

Oh, yeah, it's the 4th already. Time sure does fly... ah well, enjoy the celebrations, be safe with all the fireworks, please pay attention to the needs of any animals nearby.

I'll save you some cheese and whine from the oncoming Bastille Day when the French bronies celebrate their national holiday on the 14th.

No need to lend a hand at the 21st: our holiday is a King's birthday, and our monarchy has a history of taking the phrase 'lend a hand' just a bit too literally...

Stay jelly.

Yeah, in some regards. You get to go to your capitol and expect to be addressed in your native tongue. And when you go to buy comic books, you don't have to see just one part of a wall dedicated to your comics while entire aisles are dedicated to... I guess the American equivalent would be Spanish-speakers. And when you get a DVD or even a Blu-Ray of a foreign show, at least you can count on there being subtitles in your native tongue. As opposed to here, where one half of the country gets to expect the other half to speak their language (despite what the law says, btw) while accusing said other half of being unreasonable and privileged, and having no trouble at all just locking that half out.

I am so jelly I may be considered fetish material in some Internet circles.

All, that, yes, but don't do fireworks this year if you live within like 500 miles of a drought zone.

Was that 'burger actually intended to be eaten, or just a joke? It's hilarious either way.

(Side note: because it was named after Hamburg, Germany the apostrophe is arguably correct. Also, the traditional fast food meal combining it with "French" fries is a great example of the multiculturalism that permeates America)

MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

Was that Theodore Roosevelt shooting a sasquatch in there?

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no step on snek

Er, I guess a lamia pony would be the most appropriate creature to represent ✨gun✨.

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Yes, but I think it's just a bear. Though Teddy would totally kick a sasquatch's ass, too.

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He did survive an assassination attempt while running for president in 1912 and still made the speech he was supposed to make.

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