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Melody Song


A Bisexual Pegasus with a talent in writing and singing. I can also do magic-long story. Also, Luna is best Princess and the Wonderbolts are awesome. Change my mind, I dare you.

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Jun
29th
2021

(EqG) Transmuto Family Funniest Moments; Short 2: Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater · 3:26pm Jun 29th, 2021

"Ugh, I am never going to get this done!" Smolder flopped down onto her bed, staring at her homework as it landed on her face. "Celly said she's not going to help this time... what do I do...?"

Apex then wandered into the room, towing a wagon behind him with a couple of his toys in it. Smolder sat up, saw him, and immediately grinned. Apex began arranging his toys on his bed, smiling.

"Heyyyyy, Apexxxxxx..." Smolder slid off her bed and went over to the desk. Apex glanced up at her. "You wanna have a pop quiz?"

"Okay?"

"Great! So, could you tell me what shape DNA is in?" Smolder asked, pulling out a pen.

"A double helix."

"And who discovered that?"

"Ros'lind Franklin!"

"And what does the abbreviation DNA stand for?" Smolder asked, quickly writing everything down.

"I...um..." Apex began fiddling with his hands. "The... um... the NA s'ands for Nucleic Acid... the R in 'RNA s'ands for...'oxic... no... Di...oh...Di'oxic Nucleic Acid?"

"Good enough, I'll take it!" Smolder agreed quickly. "Let's see...what's the largest crustacean on Earth?"

"The Coc'nut Crab, easy!"

"Heheh... okay, just a few more... Give the group names of these animals. Fish?"

"Sc'ools!"

"Wolves?"

"Packs, duh."

"Heh... crows?"

"A mur'er!"

"Ravens?"

"An unkin'ess!"

"Perfect!" Smolder cried, writing it down. "Thanks Apex!"

"Did I do good a' the quiz?"

"You sure did!"

"Ahem."

"Gah!"

Metamorphosis stood at the doorway, holding a basket of laundry. He set it down, picking Apex up. "Smolder, I've told you before, no using my kids to do your homework."

"Oh come on!"

"Sorry Smolder, but rules are rules." Metamorphosis said, walking off, carrying Apex.

"Daddy...? Wha' does the D in DN'A s'and for...?"

"Dioxyribonucleic acid." Metamorphosis whispered to him, booping him on the nose.

Comments ( 31 )

5543179
Mhm

5543180
"I have nothing against helping the kids, I just don't want her to trick Apex into doing it for her."

5543186
"Griffy, we can't let Smolder cheat..."

5543190
"Didn't you say you weren't going to help...?"

5543195
(It's fine)

"Nope, doesn't sound like me. You saw me just trick your brother into doing it for me, I wouldn't insist you not help."

5543197
(Still tho, I hate when this happens.)

“Uhhhh.”

5543199
(It's fine)

"Nevermind, just have my history essay on my desk before Monday. Love you Celly!"

5543200
"Cool!"

5543206
“Smolder—...shoot.

5543211
“...You only now realize you wasted an excuse to get close to her more?”

“Don’t rub it in.”

5543212
"Yeah!"

"I thought Apex and I were supposed to..."

5543214
Heh, sorry Celly

5543222
“Why did I say that?”

5543223
You..felt sorry for her?

5543231
“I meant the ‘not gonna help her’ thing. I should’ve helped then and there.”

5543234
...I think everyone's missing the point here. Which is that you're supposed to do your own work or you end up never learning anything!

5543241
“Huh? But I— oh.”

That was a nice little story~~~💎

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