200 Followers! Plus 50 Questions to celebrate. · 6:11pm Jun 27th, 2021
Wow. Woke up to find that I've hit the big 200! Thank you all for the watches, I'm glad to know that so many people enjoy the words I type about horses fucking each other. Really warms the cockles of my heart. Maybe below the cockles, in the sub cockle area. Maybe in the liver, or in the kidneys, or even in the colon. I don't know.
Anyway, I guess I ought to do something to celebrate and show my appreciation. So fuck it, let's do a meme that was popular a while ago and everyone's forgotten about by now. Because if you've read enough of my stuff, then you should be used to me making dated references that no one finds amusing anymore except me.
Let's do this shit!
1. What is your first name?
A very common one that I still won't be stating here.
2. How old are you?
33
3. What country are you from?
The important one
4. What do you look like?
5'11'', ~170lbs, brown hair, brown eyes, and pale as a Victorian debutante decked out in powdered lead.
5. What do you wish you looked like?
I don't know? The same, but with millions of dollars surrounding me.
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
Oh boy. Despite the perky freshness of my account, I'm actually one of the long timers when it comes to this fandom. Waaaayyyy back in the long ago age of October 2010, I was browsing /a/ on 4chan when I stumbled upon a thread proclaiming a new cartoon that was like Sailor Moon, but with cute horses. And there was a neat looking picture of an evil horse along with it. That cartoon ended up being the premiere of season 1 of a little show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Of course, most of the magical girl elements ended up not being as prevalent in the episodes to come as they were in those first 2 episodes, but it was too late. I was hooked, and followed the show from then until its tragic end. And now I fill my days lamenting its loss, attempting to fill that empty void by writing clop fics about it and desperately hoping that G5 will not completely suck.
7. What is your favorite ship?
As if I haven't made it obvious enough by now, it is of course the one true threesome of Starlight, Sunburst, and The Great and Powerful Trixie.
8. What is your least favorite ship?
The Enterprise NX-01 from Star Trek Enterprise. Look at this ugly little disaster:
How dare it attempt to stand where the other Enterprises stood!
9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
Yeah, I used to watch it with my niece when she was younger, aka the actual target demographic.
10. Were they a family member?
Yeah, I kind of just said that.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
Tough question, hard to pick one favorite. The Final Problem for emotional impact (that ending song still fucks me up when I listen to it), To Where and Back Again for the best two-parter and a nice Tolkien reference as well, or The Best Gift Ever for just being an all around fun special featuring all of the mane 6. Ask me tomorrow and all of those opinions will have probably changed.
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Kevin Conroy's Batman
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
Either The Man With no Name(aka Blondie, aka Clint Eastwood's character) from Sergio Leone's Dollars Trilogy or Edmund Dantes, the Count of Monte Cristo.
14. Favorite supervillain?
Mark Hamill's Joker
15. Favorite anti-villain?
Darth Vader
16. What was the last book you read?
The Institute by Stephen King.
17. What is the last movie you watched?
The Warriors. Can you dig it?
18. Favorite song at the moment?
At this exact moment? I don't know. I've been listening to a lot of The Who again recently, so I guess Love Reign O'er Me. Which, incidentally, one of the fics I wrote a year ago is named for. I totally didn't pick it just to shill that story, though.
19. What song do you always come back to?
Echoes, by Pink Floyd. It's my all time favorite piece of music. It's also where my user name comes from, if anyone's ever wondered.
20. What is your current job?
Overnight Manager at a grocery store.
21. What job do you want in the future?
I'm kind of happy with what I'm currently doing, actually. Perhaps I'd like to move back to day time hours again someday. Join you day-walkers again.
22. Dream job?
Having enough money to live comfortably off the interest and never have to work again.
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
Getting 200 followers on Fimfic.
Fuck you, I'm boring.
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
A whole bunch of shit that transpired back in college that eventually culminated in me dropping out and trying to kill myself. Kind of a bad time in my life, but that's a topic for another time.
25. Do you have any pets?
No. Had a dog when I was younger, but she died about a decade ago.
26. What is your dream pet?
My old dog back.
27. Do you own any weapons?
I have a hunting knife, so I suppose that could be used as a weapon. So could all the steak knives I own though, if it comes down to that. Or anything that's heavy and easy enough to wield and strike someone in the head, if it really comes down to it. I mean, in a pinch, a lot of stuff can be used as an improvised weapon. Where does this question draw the line?
28. Is there a gun you really want?
No. I don't really want to have easy access to a gun. See question 24 for why I might have some reservations on that.
29. What religion are you?
Agnostic, I guess. I don't really put a lot of thought into religion in general.
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
Umm, I guess Christopher Lee. Would be cool to chat Tolkien and Star Wars with him, listen to old stories of his days in British intelligence, chat about the old Hammer horror films, and we could chill out and listen to his metal album about Charlemagne while we do it.
Yeah, did you know Christopher Lee made a metal album about the rise and fall Charlemagne when he was 91 years old? Now you do.
Man was a fucking legend.
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
King Arthur, but only if my animes are correct. We'll fucking dominate the next Grail War with all the prana I'd be pumping into her.
32. Are you political?
Less and less every 4 years. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
33. Are you married?
No
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Not at the moment. Broke up with my most recent boyfriend a few months ago when I found out he was cheating.
35. Have a crush on anyone?
Not really. Kind of enjoying the single life right now.
36. Care to explain?
Nope.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
Yeah, I'd fuck me. *Goodbye Horses plays softly in the background*
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Whichever Hasbro or DHX exec would give me the best chance of successfully blackmailing them into fully animating my fics with the full budget and staff of a FiM episode.
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Pinkie or Starlight. Don't make me choose.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
Don't tell anyone this, but I occasionally write erotic fanfiction of My Little Pony.
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
Oh cool! Another chance to shill my stuff. Um, let's see.
I think my personal favorites of what I've written are
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and
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That second one won me a first place prize last September over at the Incest is Wincest group, incidentally.
That said, I want to throw a special shout out to
An "E" rated story that I wrote for Jinglemas last December, and I think came out really well, despite being way out of my wheelhouse.
42. Are you a virgin?
Nope. In no regard.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Former girlfriend and I both had a bit of an exhibitionist streak, kept pushing each other further. Eventually lead to us agreeing to go on a 2am walk outside in the nude together, followed by us having sex outside in her back yard.
At least two cars drove by and saw us walking. It was fucking hot as hell, but probably going a bit too far.
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Just, um, skip the first season of that.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Oh holy shit, just read my fics and you can get at least a brief idea.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
I've literally written tens of thousands of words of cartoon horse sex. I don't know what more I can say.
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
I really love Fallout: Equestria and Fallout: Equestria - Project Horizons. They're both really amazing stories, and I've read both multiple times.
There's a currently ongoing fic that I absolutely adore: Revanchism by GNO-SYS. Though I will warn that it's kind of similar to Project Horizons in how bleak it can get at points. Still, amazing writing. The author hurt his hand recently so it's been on a bit of a hiatus, but hopefully they recover and return soon.
As far as clop fics go, there's too many great ones to list. So I'll take this opportunity to highlight a relatively new author who's been doing some great stuff: Inked Moongleam. Special mention to their fic Sweet Apple Herding, which manages to pack a lot of sweet slice of life moments in between the sex. Don't let the high word count discourage you, it's worth the read.
48. Favorite quote?
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Yes, though I'm not proud of it.
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
No. I lied on three of them. I'll let you guess which ones.
Anyway, thanks again for the follows. Hope you all continue to enjoy my stories.
Congrats, mate!
I'm one follower away from hitting 200 myself! 
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Well, in that case, congrats on 200 followers.
5542192 Thank you.
Damn right! That story still cracks me up! Comedy gold!
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Was a total shock when I saw I had won that thing, but still greatly appreciated.
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Big congratulations on reaching Two hundo followers, maybe with 200 more, we'll get another QnA?
You gonna do a 200 follower special story or something? Would be freaking awesome.
Surprised you only have 200 with how well you write! Congrats!
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Who knows? Maybe by then I'll actually have something planned ahead of time and not have to rush out some shitty blog post.
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Probably not, to be honest. I kind of got an onslaught of follows the past few days and this came up way sooner than I thought it was going to. I don't have anything planned, and don't really have time right now to write one.
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I know right? You'd think the whole site would be following me by now, but alas. So many users, missing out on what I have to offer.
It's their loss, really.
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Ah, well. Sunny's Bedtime was close enough, let’s just pretend that was it.
Cool, I'm 34 myself :)