Jun
27th
2021
Netflix's Sexy Beasts is pure nightmare fuel · 5:54am Jun 27th, 2021
When I saw the trailer for Netflix's new show Sexy Beasts, I was horrified what I was looking at. Being a Brony means I am basically a furry. (I don't wear a fursuit, that's too far for me) I imagine non-furries would be even more horrified at what they are seeing. The uncanny valley and disturbing masks they wear will haunt your nightmares. I don't want to post pictures of it to scare you.
That said.... I feel like I need to make a dumb crossover with MLP FIM with it. XD
I agree with Beaver Man. "Ass first, personality second."
I don't really agree with him, but I found that funny as hell.
dewit
I miss 30 seconds ago, when I didn't know this existed.
5541980
It will be done, my lord. Hopefully...
5541988
Sorry about telling you about the horror you just witnessed.
As someone who doesn't have Netflix, I have to ask ... do I WANT to know what your talking about?
5541999
No. You don't. It's on Youtube. The trailer if you want to look for it.
I think the crossover there sounds like it would be a MLP dating show where a human in a horse mask judges several prospective partners and then picks the pony with the most human like ass, angering the other ponies and their magnificent giant jiggly pony asses and to the delight of the pony who has always thought they were ugly, but now feel beautiful in the arms and hoof-spiders of a human in a horse mask.
5542009
Perhaps.
That sounds lols.
5542000
So... basically it's your standard trash tv dating bullshit, only it's been cranked all the way up to FUCKING WEIRD.
5542033
Might make it watchable. XD
Ok, I watched the trailer and I see what they're doing. It does look weird, but I don't think it's a terrible idea. Especially here in America where we place way too much emphasis on physical appearance. You see it constantly in our media and if you ever look into the degree we photoshop our advertisements. Our view of what is beauty has become a bit warped and shallow over the years. Back to the trailer. Latching onto the idea of "Can I fall in love based on their personality alone?" isn't necessarily a bad thing. I don't think I'll be watching the show but it would be interesting to see how some of that plays out.
5542035
I don't think I will be watching it either. I don't really like these reality TV shows. However, this one looks like it's turned up to 11 in insanity.
5541988
Me too
When I saw the trailer was thinking what drugs were they on and is it possible to pass some on.
5542286
It was hella creepy. Wasn't it?
5542287
Hell ya it was. I need something to drink to forget it exists