Incorrect Quotes Batch #31

Fluttershy: Are you okay?

Discord: Yes.

Fluttershy: Are you hurt?

Discord: No.

Fluttershy: *smacks him* Then what were you thinking?!

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Cozy: ...And that’s my plan.

Tirek: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound rude.

Cozy: Go ahead, let’s hear it.

Tirek: It fucking sucks.

Cozy: That’s not constructive criticism.

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Thorax: I’m having some problems with-

Pharynx: Kill them.

Thorax: No.

Pharynx: Then I’ll kill them for you.

Thorax: NO.

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Shining: Hey Twily! How have you been?

Twilight: I’m a piñata, and God is a thirteen-year-old whose parents just announced their divorce.

Shining:...

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Windy: Did you check your lunch? I wrote a note telling you how much I love you!

Rainbow:

Rainbow: This is a ten-page letter.

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Gallus and Trixie: *sets something on fire*

Trixie: GET AN ADULT.

Gallus: YOU ARE THE ADULT!

Trixie: We need an adultier adult. STARLIGHT!

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Fluttershy: *sighs* How did you get arrested?

Rainbow: Got pulled over, and when the policeman said “papers” I yelled “scissors” and drove off.

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Rainbow: Snakebite, what to do?

Fluttershy: What?! Elevate and apply pressure!

Rainbow: Okay.

Rainbow: *picks up snake* Apologize right now or else.

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Thorax: Hey! I helped you guys scare of the ponies.

Pharynx:

Pharynx: Thorax, you cried until they got uncomfortable and left.

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Me, author: *writing fanfic*

Me: Just a seed of angst here...

Me: Wait.

Me: No, stop growing! That’s too much angst!

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Comments

[Melody Song]

Pffft-!

[Changeling404]

Love your work so much...

[theOwtcast]

#3 - So Pharynx has abandoned his peaceful ways. I'm not sure whether to be disappointed in him or to go grab some popcorn
#4 - Twilight, you've got to stop buying vegetables from Tree Hugger's garden, they don't seem to sit right with you
#8 - Did it work?
#9 - Not a single one of the ponies offered a hug? *shakes head in disapproval* *signs ponies in question up for an appointment with Pharynx*