50 Questions

Peeked at the yinzer brony's page, and found this. Thought it might be fun, so, let's go!

1. What is your first name?
I’ll cheat and use my baptismal name: Alexander

2 How old are you?
25, I’m old

3 What country are you from?
Indonesia~ 🇮🇩

4 What do you look like?
Short dark hair with glasses. May or may not have facial hair. Usually wears a black jacket outside.

5 What do you wish you looked like?
...Umm, you know that hair that covers one of your eye?

6 How did you come across MLP:FIM?
Someone called Yudaikeledai crossed Dota 2 with MLP~

7 What is your favorite ship?
Don’t really pay attention to it… but probably Starlight and Spike

8 What is your least favorite ship
Probably any male x male ship >.<

9 Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
Technically, yeah. 

10 Were they a family member?
Hmm, I know my mom saw me watching an MLP video once, that’s it.

11 Favorite MLP episode
A Royal Problem~

12 Who is your favorite superhero
Don’t really pay attention, but I suppose Black Panther?

13 Favorite Anti-hero?
Pharynx, actually? 

14 Favorite supervillain
I… dunno?

15 Favorite anti-villain
I dunno… 

16 What was the last book you read
Does the Bible count?

17 What is the last movie you watched
Gah, I forgot the title >.< Something about SAS...

18 Favorite song at the moment
Any from Civilization VI~

19 What song do you always come back to
A lot of video game music.

20 What is your current job
None :(

21 What job do you want in the future
Anything, really, as long as I can make a living.

22 Dream job?
Game Developer~

23 At this moment what is your greatest achievement
Being able to make someone else happy in a way~

24 At this moment what is your greatest failure
Not having a job :(

25 Do you have any pets
Dogs, 3 of them as I write this

26 What is your dream pet
Something reptile… like a snake, or a large dog.

27 Do you own any weapons
We have a short katana… just in case.

28 Is there a gun you really want
Not really, but a pistol might be handy.

29 What religion are you
Catholic~

30 If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be
I'm... not sure.

31 If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be
My mother’s older brother. Never even got to meet him...

32 Are you political
Sometimes, but not most of the time.

33 Are you married
Nope

34 Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
Nope (2)

35 Have a crush on anyone
Well...

36 Care to explain
Nope (3)

37 Do you consider yourself attractive
I guess…? Rumors in high school said some girls actually liked me...

38 If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be
SingSing :3

39 Who is your favorite pony
Starlight Glimmer~

40 Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share
I can’t swim .3.

41 If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece
I suppose my TFH x MLP fic. Was pretty proud that I can complete a lengthy fic~

42 Are you a virgin
Yea...

43 What is the craziest thing you have done in your life
Probably going to Nusaponycon. That was an experience of a lifetime~

44 Favorite TV show besides MLP?
NCIS, SWAT.

45 Do you have a fetish of any kind
Oh boy… Yes. Plenty.

46 Do you regret saying this fetish
It might be revealed soon by my fics~

47 What are some of your favorite MLP stories
Oof, it’s hard to list my myriad of very different fics that I like, but I’ll mention ‘The Great Ponyville Snowball Fight’ and ‘A World of Matchsticks’ as my two favorites~

48 Favorite quote
“If you have nothing good to say, don’t say anything at all.”

49 Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them
Not really. Never had the chance anyway...

50 Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Yup, as best as I can~

                           

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[DougtheLoremaster]

<3 here's mine statz!
1. What is your first name?
Douglas/ Zakyria

2 How old are you?
32/ she refuses to answer

3 What country are you from?
United States of America

4 What do you look like?
Short dark hair with glasses. May or may not have facial hair. my eyes have lightning patterned iris

5 What do you wish you looked like?
A woman

6 How did you come across MLP:FIM?
Ponies the Anthology 3

7 What is your favorite ship?
Whichever fits my criteria for a story or joke or image

8 What is your least favorite ship
Anything involving stallions, or males (they are boring,bland and only mares have actual character development within the show. Seriously name 6 things about Big Macintosh you know that doesn't involve his look within the canon universe, I'll wait.)

9 Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
Absolutely

10 Were they a family member?
My mom once walked in and saw me watching MLP, pointed at Twilight and said "Is that your waifu, Twilight Sparkle?"
Me: "Yes"
Her: "You want that in real life?"
ME: "If Twilight Sparkle showed up in my bed one night, I would look her lovingly in the eyes and say in my most seductive tone: If you shit on my carpet I will Fucking kill you. It's a winged horse, of course not. "

11 Favorite MLP episode
I refuse to choose

12 Who is your favorite superhero
Pick a Power Pony, or honestly...GoKaiger Red from Super Sentai: Gokaiger

13 Favorite Anti-hero?
Trixie

14 Favorite supervillain
Darth Nihilus

15 Favorite anti-villain
Starlight

16 What was the last book you read
Mattimeo By Brian Jacques

17 What is the last movie you watched
MLP:EQG

18 Favorite song at the moment
Bonnie's Song (groundbreaking)

19 What song do you always come back to
Brony Polka

20 What is your current job
None :(

21 What job do you want in the future
-

22 Dream job?
-

23 At this moment what is your greatest achievement
being able to type my stories without a mental breakdown

24 At this moment what is your greatest failure
I was brainwashed, resulting in a race to reset the programming instilled by the individual within me, but even years later, some of it remains and hence my two names

25 Do you have any pets
no

26 What is your dream pet
hermit crabs

27 Do you own any weapons
don't come over, you might learn what they are if you do.

28 Is there a gun you really want
YES. I need a damned rifle in my modded minecraft world and the materials are ridiculously grindy to get. IRL? I...should never possess one. Safer for everyone that way.

29 What religion are you
Christian

30 If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be
I...don't like people

31 If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be
my friend from 21 years ago, who blew her head off with a sawed-off shotgun while i watched, so I can beat the shit out of her for the image she burned into my retinas

32 Are you political
nope
33 Are you married
nope

34 Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend
nope

35 Have a crush on anyone
nope

36 Care to explain
Asexual

37 Do you consider yourself attractive
not at all.

38 If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be
Twilight. I would love to have a picnic with her.

39 Who is your favorite pony
Twilight

40 Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share
I'd have to kill you if I did.

41 If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece
"Why sugar cube corner's no longer sells muffins"

42 Are you a virgin
yes

43 What is the craziest thing you have done in your life
See question 40

44 Favorite TV show besides MLP?
I don't watch TV

45 Do you have a fetish of any kind
No

46 Do you regret saying this fetish
No

47 What are some of your favorite MLP stories
I don't read fanfiction

48 Favorite quote
“You can laugh and enjoy life or you can cry and break into pieces. I choose to laugh” - Marco, Animorphs

49 Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them
No

50 Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Yes