Old Crushes (Skit)

"Hey, Thor, Phar?"

"Yeah Em?"

"Temp and I've been wondering..."

"Did you two have crushes before us?"

./////////. "N-No!"

"Pfft, as if..."

"...You two do realize just because we're not changelings doesn't mean we can't tell when you're lying to us, right?"

"I-It wasn't that big of a deal, really..."

"I don't know what you're talking about..."

"You're just making it harder for yourselves."

"Yeah, come on, we're not going to be mad."

"Unless you don't tell us anything at all."

"Okay, okay fine."

"Yes?"

"...Thorax had a crush on Tibius."

./////////. "Pharynx, whyyyyyy?!"

"Self preservation."

"Isn't Tibius that changeling that helps manage the Hive's activities?"

"T-That was coincidence! I didn't realize he was going to volunteer!"

*Snickering*

"Wait, so, you didn't care it was a guy, Pharynx? Even though you didn't know you were Bi?"

"...Ember, Fortuna was lesbian, I'd have to have been a pretty big hypocrite to insult my brother for it. Especially since I-uh... nothing."

"Heh, you used to have a crush on a guy too, didn't you Phar?"

"N-No!"

"He used to have a crush on Hivehunter!"

.//////. "THORAX!"

"Wait, Hive?!"

.///////. "Y-Yeah..."

"...Didn't he throw you into a wall?"

"Yeah, funny thing about that-Pharynx saw it as him asserting dominance."

.///////. "Thorax, shut upppp!"

"What? You did it to me!"

"U-Uh...t-that's not the same!"

"Pretty sure it is."

"S-Shut up Temp!"

Comments

[MlpHero]

[Melody Song]

5524978
Heheh, well?

[MlpHero]

5524980
Yes

Yes, this is canon

[Iredwolf]

Ha! nothing better than getting a good ole laugh from this!

[Melody Song]

5524982
Yay! ^u^

5524983
Heh, thanks

[BezierBallad]

5524982
5524980

"He used to have a crush on Hivehunter!"

Plot twist.

[shining paladin]

nice

[Iredwolf]

5524984
no problem, it's amazing and great! (not to mention Fucking funny!)

[Melody Song]

5524985
YES

5524986
Thanks

5524988
Heh

[BezierBallad]

5524989
Heh, it makes Bezzy’s interactions with both of them all the more amusing.

[MlpHero]

5524985
Dude, yes

5524990
Yep!

*gasp*

Someone must tell her—

[Melody Song]

5524990
I didn't think of that-

So both she and Phar had crushes on him...

[Iredwolf]

5524989
we request more of this stuff!

[Melody Song]

5524991

5524990

Uh....dibs not it telling her! I started this, I wanna see where it goes

[Melody Song]

5524993
Sure

[BezierBallad]

5524991
5524994
Tell her what?

[Iredwolf]

5524995
yay! thou has made us happy!

[Melody Song]

5524996
That her husbando used to like her crush

5524997
Heh, no problem

[BezierBallad]

5524999
“...Huh. Who knew?”

[Melody Song]

5525000
*Turns red* "S-She's lying!"

[Furzade]

It’s too late late Pharynx!! Now everyone knows that you’re a Big Buff Bi Bug Boi!!

[Melody Song]

5525090
Heh, I think he's well aware *points to Pharynx, who is now just a big pile of blushing changeling*

[RayKVega]

ok, help me out, I'm so confused about who's talking.

[Melody Song]

5525116
Thorax

Pharynx

Tempest Shadow

Ember

[RayKVega]

5525164
Thank you 😊

[Melody Song]

5525276
No problem

[Angel Midnight]

[Melody Song]

5525826
Heh, glad you enjoyed