Just a little something for Slice of Life... · 10:50pm Dec 2nd, 2012
So I'm on the internet looking up my own name....
Don't laugh. We all know you do it too.
So I'm looking it up, and what do I find?
This.
An excerpt from "A Slice of Life" by Dawnscroll ([link])
“Wait!” Luna galloped in front of her sister, blocking her path. “Thou truly plans to go along with this insane plan of thine? To starve thyself?”
Celestia gave a tired sigh and looked towards the ceiling. She seemed to be doing that a lot today. In fact, the whole wishing for a miracle thing was beginning to get pretty redundant. “It’s actually less of a plan and more of a tradition by now. There’s a whole slew of policies and protocols and other ridiculous nonsense in place.”
“This has happened before?!” Luna exclaimed. “When was the first time?”
Celestia averted her gaze from Luna’s and tried to walk around her sister. “Well…” she began hesitantly, “…there was about a hundred years of comfort food after… you know… moon incident…” Celestia trailed off sheepishly. She felt her cheeks burn with embarrassment. “I was an emotional wreck and… might’ve let myself go.”
“They had to cart her to her throne in a wheelbarrow.”
Celestia shot a murderous glare at her maid, who seemed completely indifferent to the future of pain and torment that the eyes held. “Yes… we really did not need to add that, Feather Duster.”
“Then there was the year the potato chip was invented…” Feather Duster added cheerily.
“Thank-you but-“
“…and the great decade of cheesecake!”
Celestia was beginning to grind her teeth as she watched a smile slowly creep across her sister’s lips.
“Yes, I think Luna gets the id-“
“And then there was the time you discovered ponies were experimenting with food in the bedroom. The guards couldn’t get the chocolate syrup out of their coats for wee-“
“OH! LOOK AT THE TIME!” Celestia shouted too loudly, using her magic to turn Feather Duster’s mouth into a zipper. She began walking to the door, dragging the maid by her tail. “I’m late for court! Fancy that! Come along, Feather Duster. Time to run Equestria!”
Luna giggled to herself, the idea of a very round Celestia coming to her mind. “I guess thou was really tubby back then, Tia?”
Celestia froze in her tracks. “Don’t. You. Dare.” She whispered harshly. Luna smirked.
“Tubby Tia. Tubby Tubby Tia.” Luna sang in a singsong voice.
Oh.
The horseshoes were coming off.
And I died laughing. Just... died. This Dawnscroll's ghost. How did I NOT find this piece. Holy crap... just... yes. All of my yes.
This was done (without my knowledge or permission LOL) by the now incredibly awesome Catstuxedo. Cats... wherever you are... good on ye'!
Fanart... yes. Lets see what else to feed my ego... *goes to youtube and types his name*
.....I love the internet.
Slice of Life Audio Book (couldn't get the thing to embed to the blog post)
Seriously, I have GOT to start typing my name into stuff more often.
FINE I'LL get back to writing! If I don't Chef Ram Sea is gonna take over my brain anyway.
Oh god.
That's awesome, congrats!
The great decade of cheesecake was the best decade ever.
This. A thousand times this!
That is glorious.
That was hilarious xD
This is even more proof of why this story needs more love *hint hint*
Also if I google my name all that comes up is info on some Brazilian tennis player. Apparently they're amazing. (This pleases me immensely as I dislike having personal info on the interwebs)
Lol, google my username and you get websites i havent been to (stupid enjin)
So if you are signed up on ejnin as well put -site:enjin.com at the end (EDIT: doesnt work entierly -.-)
That aside,
When I saw the picture, my first thought was "the great decade of cheesecake"