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    Happy 2023

    First and foremost, happy Insert Applicable Holiday Here!

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Apr
25th
2021

Regarding Recent Events · 9:43pm Apr 25th, 2021

For any of y'all reading this, be warned, this isn't your typical Some Leech™ blog post

There's been a bunch of pissing and moaning about political bullshit on this site, the fandom, and in the world at large - as such, growing tired of hearing shit from both sides, I wanted to say my piece.

First and foremost, I fucking hate political shit, any and all of it, regarding this fandom. For fuck's sake, it's a community built around cartoon horsies. I feel relatively certain that most people with a fondness for pastel equines do so as a form of escapism, a means to get away from the ceaseless barrage of crap the world keeps slinging at us, so I try to steer clear of drama - as such, I'm not going to take a side. Just keep the shit away from me.

Secondly, if a platform is going to have rules, they should enforce the rules fairly. When you start showing bias towards some and not others, you're fucking yourself. Having preferences, demolishing your objective standpoint, is a damn quick way to ruin your reputation, make a shitty name for yourself, and effectively shoot yourself in the foot. Rules are rules, regardless of who you are or who's dick you suck, so they should be applied to everyone equally.

Last of all, no, don't ask for my opinion regarding any of this crap. I have enough shit on my plate to deal with, I probably don't care about whatever contentious topic you're wanting to poke me about, and I don't have the time or energy to deal with contentious BS. If you want to say hello, leave a comment, compliment my stuff, berate my stuff, or send me a meme, cool, I can deal with that. I'm not here to masochistically heap more stress onto myself, so forget about it.

I started writing for a couple of reasons, but the largest is to give folks something to look forward to. I've been publishing at least one story a week for three years, covering all sorts of depravity, and I intend to keep going. Yes, I know, it probably sound stupid, yet it's what's kept me going. Giving people a chuckle, something to get excited for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), or even a reason to log on and downvote my stuff is perfectly fine - as long as people get some kind of entertainment from my work, I'm as happy as a clam (yes, a bearded clam).

Anyhow, there's my hot take. Regardless of what your political or ideological stance is on stuff, be civil and kind to one another; for fuck's sake, it's not that bloody hard.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk™.

Y'all have a great week, take care of yourselves, and maybe consider not stirring the pot for unnecessary drama.

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SQA
SQA #2 · Apr 25th, 2021 · · 3 ·

I feel like letting people blog about things that aren't their current and upcoming mlp projects was a mistake.

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If it were up to me, any political talk would be forbidden on this site. No sides, no preferences, just an outright Don't Post That Shit for any and all halfwits. For fuck's sake, if you want to talk about drama, go get your shitty blue check on twitter and do it there. Keep all that shit away from pony.

THE MARSHMALLOW HORSES DON'T GIVE TWO FIBER-LADEN SHITS ABOUT POLITICS

SQA
SQA #4 · Apr 25th, 2021 · · 2 ·

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I couldn't agree more. It's always just a complete waste of time for everyone who gets involved.

Secondly, if a platform is going to have rules, they should enforce the rules fairly. When you start showing bias towards some and not others, you're fucking yourself. Having preferences, demolishing your objective standpoint, is a damn quick way to ruin your reputation, make a shitty name for yourself, and effectively shoot yourself in the foot. Rules are rules, regardless of who you are or who's dick you suck, so they should be applied to everyone equally.

:heart:

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If these people would funnel that energy into making content, regardless of the medium, we'd all be doing much better for ourselves, the world would be a little less crappy, and I'm 99% sure that the fandom would be stronger than it currently is.

Couldn't have said it any better.

SQA
SQA #8 · Apr 25th, 2021 · · 1 ·

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Damn straight. Imagine if all those comment essays and angry blog posts actually went to productive stuff. Just imagine how many more things would have been written! And let's be real, how many people are out there are actually reading those things. Like, come on.

I don't visit the forums or the chat at all. This site exists purely for the stories, for me. It helps.

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So.... about that new ADTM chapter?!:pinkiehappy:

You have my ut most respect for saying all that, I hate politics, it cause my anxiety to rise and I'm on medicine for that

Thank goodness someone finally says it’s enough

POLITICS IS SHIT TOXIC

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Same
Hell, I don't even make blog posts all that often.
I'm here to write stuff, that's it.
If you came here for deep, philosophical or ideological discussions, you're either daft or came to the wrong place.

Great work man. Hopefully, this nonsense can end... and we can talk about ponies.

Yeah, pretty much. Hell, I’m not even sure what side I fall on anymore, I just know what I believe.

I am deeply guilty of getting in on political shit flinging contests in the past few days, but you've hit the nail on the head.

Fuck it. Ban politics on Fimfic. I just wanna pony for god's sake!

I named my cat Congress because it doesn't do anything

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I named my two ferrets Liberal and Conservative

Why?

Because both their shit stinks

At least you'll be consistent about the rules.
Unlike Twitter.
Seriously, Can we all agree that Twitter needs to go like Old Yeller. The amount of pedophiles, grifters, idiots and the all around pieces of shit on that site is enough to warrant its demise.

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I named my goldfish Gill... No witty joke here, he was a great fish.
Seriously, he was one of the few pets of my childhood I was completely responsible for, he lived for 3 years. He was a good fish.

FINALLY! SOMEONE ELSE SAYS IT! Jesus Christ, guys! There are spaces for the he-said-she-said middle school gossip bullshit that is American Politics. WE DON'T NEED IT HERE. NOT IN THIS FANDOM.

Fuck Republicans. Fuck Democrats. Fuck Liberals. Fuck Conservatives. They're all the fucking same and they have no business talking about THEIR bullshit in OUR space! We got enough drama in this fandom as it is! We don't need politics on top of that!

"Oh but it's being aware of the world!" No, the fuck it isn't! It's about finding excuses to justify petty hate boners for some nebulous "other side."

I'm sorry, but you really hit the nail on the head here, Leech. Politics have no business being THIS uncomfortable to talk about in ANY capacity. When people are actively telling to shut the hell up and quit talking about politics ALL THE DAMN TIME, ESPECIALLY IN PLACES WHERE IT IS NOT WARRANTED AT ALL, this is exactly what we mean.

More people should speak out against this. It doesn't matter what side you're on. Both sides are wrong and it's about time they stopped.

There's a reason why I try to desperately stay neutral on this site. The same goes for the fact that the last place I want to hear politics (unless it is damn well hilarious) is on the one website I can consistently go to just relax. Join any of the political dumpster fire groups if you want to shoot yourself in the foot.

If posts such as this have a like/dislike button, you just earned several likes from everyone who agrees with you on this!

Secondly, if a platform is going to have rules, they should enforce the rules fairly. When you start showing bias towards some and not others, you're fucking yourself. Having preferences, demolishing your objective standpoint, is a damn quick way to ruin your reputation, make a shitty name for yourself, and effectively shoot yourself in the foot. Rules are rules, regardless of who you are or who's dick you suck, so they should be applied to everyone equally.

Finally... someone says it! Took the words right out of my mouth, and then some:heart:!

Leech, I think I love you.

In all seriousness I completely agree. Both sides spend too much time spreading hate and fear in an attempt to win the world's most pointless dick measuring contest.

I agree with everything written here. It also applies very well to what happened on Derpibooru about a year ago.

No matter your political affiliation, what we can all agree on is that rules must be enforced fairly. We all probably wish that the rules gave whatever our side is an unfair advantage, but a peek behind the veil of ignorance (John Rawls, 1971) tells us that this is a bad idea. So, as long as we all play fair and stop trying to turn arguments into wars, everything will be okay.

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Too bad the dicks being measured requires a micrometer...

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Exactly. If they want to avoid creating another schism in the floundering community, they'd be wise to learn from others' past mistakes.

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Bearing this in mind...what *are* the current events? I have no idea what happened.

But if I don't endlessly post snarky and unsubtle political diatribes disguised as stories, then what will be left to claim as my personality? Authoring original content that makes people laugh or feel horny? But that's hard and difficult!

Respec

HEAR F*KING HEAR!

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Fuck if I know, but grandpa has had enough. If I gotta get out of my chair one more fucking time, someone's getting a paddling - no, not that kind of paddling.
Insert Side A Here bitching about something pointless that Insert Side B Here is doing.

I can drink to that. Even if I don't agree to it, modern politics should be kept as far away as possible from this site.

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That's just my point.

Do I hold political opinions? Yes, of course I do.
Is this the place to shill and/or vomit them? No, absolutely not.

Look, I'm only here for that sweet marebum.
Anything beyond that I keep elsewhere.
Keep rocking that quill, Leech. The world can always use more smut.

'nuf said. Love your stories by the way.

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Reviled or regaled, I'm not gonna stop until I've produced more horsey-horse smut than anyone else in this or any other timeline!

And yet people accuse me of having political commentaries in my porn fics when I just want to write about fascists getting snuffed as a fetish thing. smh.

The "both sides are bad, I just wanna pony" folk are usually reactionary as fuck in my experience

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you're literally the second other person I know about that actually mentioned this. (the first one killed me due to laughter :pinkiesmile: )

Now, now Leech, you know full well that common sense takes like this aren't popular. There are people on this site who desperately need to vent their spleens over whatever those icky "-ists" on the other side are doing wrong today, and you're sitting there cutting the legs out from under their platform?

But seriously, people need to have a beer, and/or a joint, and/or a wank and fucking relax. There's not enough hours in the day to be perpetually outraged over everything, even if you just count the stuff that's an actual problem and not just being being whipped up by media, politicians, and grifters for their own reasons.

And hey, on the subject of your horsewords (smut or otherwise), when are we getting more of Anon and his not-so-little friend with the accent thick enough to use as building material? I'm sure some of us are still waiting on the "death by snu-snu" follow-up :twilightsmile:.

Well put.

Religion and politics have no business here. We all come here to forget about the world for a while.

Just curious, but as a Author, can you delete posts someone places in the comments on your stories?

I was always curious about that.

If not, I wonder if it could be added?

The Monk
“A spider’s got to spider.” -Scarheart

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Alright, who blabbed about the size of my junk?

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Just curious, but as a Author, can you delete posts someone places in the comments on your stories?

Yes they can do that. I know because i was once pulled into an argument that went nowhere fast. And the author of that story deleted those comments and informed me about it.

Hey, just something for you all.
I honestly didn't want this to come across as some tone deaf way to get someone views. Have a good day!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PIlIm9qsIJ8

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