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  • Monday
    First time holding a shotgun

    In reality it was when my mom had me carry it back into the house, cause she took it apart and didn’t put it together right, but it unloads fine. Didn’t get to shoot it though. But it’s aight.

    Shot her revolver and Glock again, but it was getting dark so she said we’d go again when it was lighter out. My ears hurt, and my throat’s dry, but I had fun.

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  • Sunday
    Watching Adventure Time

    Never watched it before cause I thought I wouldn’t like it. So far it’s really goofy and bizarre and I love it so much—

    Plus, seeing Finn flip out is the funniest and coolest shit. Also, Lumpy Space Princess is an absolute vibe.

    I fucking love this show—

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  • Sunday
    Finally beat World 2

    And lemme just say. The moving-screen boss levels.

    It didn’t take me any more than one try, the second attempt to get the last green star, but holy fucking shit do they skyrocket my anxiety.

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  • Sunday
    Just defeated the Asylum Demon (2nd Encounter)

    I recognized that it leaves itself open before and after most of its attacks, meaning its most vulnerable area was its stomach. Even after that it took me a few attempts to actually defeat the damn thing, plus I had to figure out wtf I was supposed to do afterwards, but I got it.

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  • Sunday
    Finished World 1

    Super Mario 3D World has been one of my favorite games to watch Let’s Plays of before I hit double digits. I used to watch the same series of videos by WiiLiketoPlay while I ate and stuff. I always dreamed of getting my hands on this game lol. And finally, I’m in the big leagues. But holy fuck does this game trigger my anxiety.

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Fried Egg · 1:39pm April 23rd

”Alright, Pass. What’s for breakfast?” Ruben smiled as his favorite foal smooshed his face.


The umbrum smiled even wider. ”Now what do we do first?”

Passion rushed over to the fridge and smacked a carton of eggs on the counter.

”Now, we...?”

”Put that motherfucker in the pan!!”

”Heheheheh. I raised him well.”

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Comments ( 18 )


Where's Umbra?

”Right here...”

”I convinced him to go by his real name for a week.”


Heh, I like his real name

*grumbles* “Ruben’s a stupid name!”

It's one of the greatest sandwiches of all time (and one of the few I'll eat) how is it stupid?


*gasps and jumps into Ruben’s arms* “Does that mean you taste like meat?!”


Heh, no Passion, it's just a name

”No matter!” *bites his ear*

”P-Passion, Ruben is not a sandwich!”

*Pries Passion off and sticks some scrambled eggs in his mouth*

Eat this, it's better than his ear


*Drops him in Ruben's hold with some more eggs*

”Why hello there, stud...”


King Sombra looks like an angel by comparison.
*cough cough*
*fixes 4th wall AGAIN* Where was I?

”Well, Passion’s a real piece of work...”

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