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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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  • 82 weeks
    Three Kings (Short Story)

    Once there were three kings who set out to conquer the world. The first king declared "by strength I will conquer." He led great armies and conquered many nations, but there were always stronger enemies and upon the field of battle, he died.

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  • 83 weeks
    Two-For-One Anime Review

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    5 comments · 189 views
  • 84 weeks
    The Queen Is Dead

    Technically she was older than my country at least, my country in its current state. She lived a good life and had a positive impact on the world. God bless her.

    12 comments · 215 views
  • 85 weeks
    Me

    "Oh God, I'm three pounds above my goal weight, I'm so fat, time to work out." *Does 100 crunches and walks 100 laps.*
    Husband: "Honey, why are you limping?"
    "I've lost five pounds. Please call an ambulance."

    4 comments · 186 views
  • 86 weeks
    The '80's Everybody

    1 comments · 121 views
Apr
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2021

I no this is spelt correct. · 6:27pm Apr 21st, 2021

Mi computer teals mi sew.

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Comments ( 8 )

This is homophonic.

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LOL, you couldn't do this with Irish, there aren't fifteen letters that aren't pronounced.

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The pronunciation, I mean.

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Heh, that's quite clever me boyo.

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