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I guess I’m 29 now. I’m going to celebrate by sleeping for like 14 hours because holy fuck I had way way too much ecstasy and ADHD pills combined while partying with friends on Saturday and I’m doing my delivery job on like two hours of sleep and it’s pretty brutal. I love you all and hope I can share more stories with you soon
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Happy birthday!
Also holy fuck why are Caesar salad‘s so fucking good? This was the perfect 4:30 AM snack
Happy Birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Trampoline!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday! Entirely reasonable to have the party the weekend before if it's on a Monday.
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You need to get in touch with the Caesar Salad Marketing Bureau and offer them that quote for their billboards and radio ads. They may question whether a testimonial from a man currently binned off his tulips on MDMA and Ritalin is exactly the market they're going for, in which case you can just shout WELL IT SHOULD BE! repeatedly, until they give in and sign the contract.
hap birt :D hap day!
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Happy Birthday Trampoline buddy !
And yes, Caesar salads are bloody beautiful.
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Oh lol I’m sober its that all wore me out and I got like two hours of sleep before my night delivery job
Lol my streak of getting pulled over by cops but let go without a ticket finally comes to an end and I wasn't even doing anything wrong. Bitch ass cop gave me a ticket for driving 80 on the freeway with the flow of traffic. I hope he gets uncurable metastatic stage four cancer. What a fucking cuck
happy happy birthday to you and you today!
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Take it to court. See if you can get a copy of the cops dash cam to show you were going with traffic. If not, get some video of traffic in that area on similar days.
Even if that isn't possible, show up. Half the time the cops don't and the case gets tossed. If the cop does show do your best to make yourself out as the victim and there is still a good possibility the judge will reduce the fine.
I've gotten out of a lot of tickets just by showing up.
Happy Birthday!
Ah, happy birthday! And sleep well. :)
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Oh for sure I’m definitely pleading not guilty. Like three years ago I got a ticket for “Biking on the wrong side of the road” even though I was on the sidewalk and I kept delaying the court date over and over and then when I finally showed up the cop didn’t even show up
Happy birthday!
Also, just arrive to court early, and look for lawyers wandering around aimlessly. They're not really allowed to solicit, but you can ask 'are you an attorney?' And say you don't have one, and explain the ticket situation. Bring some cash with you, obviously.
Happy birthday!