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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

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  • 83 weeks
    Three Kings (Short Story)

    Once there were three kings who set out to conquer the world. The first king declared "by strength I will conquer." He led great armies and conquered many nations, but there were always stronger enemies and upon the field of battle, he died.

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  • 84 weeks
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  • 84 weeks
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  • 86 weeks
    Me

    "Oh God, I'm three pounds above my goal weight, I'm so fat, time to work out." *Does 100 crunches and walks 100 laps.*
    Husband: "Honey, why are you limping?"
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Apr
14th
2021

Awesome Tolkien Quote · 3:04pm Apr 14th, 2021


"For myself," said Faramir, "I would see the White Tree in flower again in the courts of the kings, and the Silver Crown return, and Minas Tirith in peace: Minas Anor again as of old, full of light, high and fair, beautiful as a queen among other queens: not a mistress of many slaves, nay, not even a kind mistress of willing slaves. War must be, while we defend our lives against a destroyer who would devour all; but I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend: the city of the Men of NĂºmenor; and I would have her loved for her memory, her ancientry, her beauty, and her present wisdom. Not feared, save as men may fear the dignity of a man, old and wise."

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Comments ( 3 )

Would be less disingenuous if it wasn't spoken by a military aristocrat describing land seized by right of conquest.

Comment posted by RoyalBardofCanterlot deleted Sep 29th, 2021

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Faramir's still awesome though.

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