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  • Saturday
    First time at bingo hall.

    Played all my tickets. Is this considered gambling? If so I don’t think I did a bad job. Either way though, I haven’t won much. Other than a lingering hatred for old people.

    Had fun. Not with these geriatric bitches.

    6 comments · 22 views
  • Friday
    I asked my uncle for a body cam for Christmas

    Now I gotta ask him for a new bow. The one I have is pretty small for my size, and I need one about my height. I leave Saturday, so I better hurry and pick one out.

    4 comments · 30 views
  • Thursday
    So I introduced my sister to an anime I like

    It’s called “Komi Can’t Communicate”

    Some payback for introducing me to She-Ra. For those of you who like anime, I recommend it.

    7 comments · 35 views
  • Thursday
    Oddly enough

    I get annoyed when someone orders the same thing I’m ordering from somewhere lol. For some reason, it’s just mildly infuriating.

    I’ve been craving cake pops for the longest. Maybe for a week or so. My uncle’s going to Starbucks, so I request that he brings some back for me too.

    And then my older, older cousin, maybe forty or so, said she wanted to try one of them.

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    13 comments · 32 views
  • Thursday
    This is about the earliest point where I’ve almost felt like hitting something.

    So as it turns out, along with everyone else in my uncle’s household, my mom chooses to get on me as well, while also ignoring me. How fun.

    I’m gonna go cry in the shower.

    1 comments · 16 views

Haters · 5:43pm April 12th

Bezier was waiting next to a random colt at the bistro.

”Who’re you waiting for?”

”My friend. Oh, there he is now—“

”Feed me chicken strips—“ Griff jumped on Bezier, weighing her down.


He got off of her, snickering. The colt eyed him up and down- he was wearing a poofy pink skirt with what looked like a ballet outfit.

”What happened to you?

”Playing ‘Question your masculinity’ with Flutters. She had no mercy on me this time...”

”I can tell.”

”...that’s your friend? He looks like a faggot.”

Bezier and Griff looked at the colt, glaring daggers at him. Without blinking, Griff hopped on his best friend’s back. ”Assume bug jockey position,” he growled, flicking out his switch blade.

”Bug jockey initiated. Let’s kick some ass.”

And with that, they both charged at the colt.

His body was never found.

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Comments ( 12 )

“Question your masculinity”? Where’d she even hear that game?

”I gave her the idea. For some reason. Honestly, I just needed someone to shove me in a skirt.”

”I don’t want anyone seeing me come out of a dress store. Who the hell do you think I am?”

”Eheh...” *picking at his pink skirt* “I look like the tooth fairy on testosterone.”

Sooo, you ate the body?

”Enough of that.” *pulls out a set of cards* “If we end up matching ‘tea party’, I’m burning the whole hive down.”

”Ew, gross!

-I fed it to Tanz.”

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