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Apr
10th
2021

Bonding · 11:47pm April 10th

”Don’t just stand there like an idiot! Fight him! Ember screamed at Griff, pointing toward the pony-sized boulder with a simplistic, angry face drawn on it.

”I-I can’t! He has a family!”

”Do it! Let him have it!”

Griff cowered in front of the rock before whipping out his wallet. ”H-Here...y-you can have all my money...”

No!!

”Eek!” he curled up into a ball on the ground with a nervous tremble. Ember grunted.

This guy was a real piece of work.

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Comments ( 49 )

Oof. Ember, don't be so hard on him

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*even more nervous trembling*

”Get up, you...you...sack of potatoes!!”

*pats his head*

5494947
What’re you training him for anyway? And what’s up with him?

5494947
Ember! Question: do you force Thorax to do this?

5494950
”I’m not training him for anything. Pharynx said he could use some work though. And I don’t blame him. He’s worse than Thor...”

5494951
”Of course not, he’s a sweetheart...but, Pharynx did put me up to this, so...”

5494947
Ember, why in the name of the allspark are you doing this to Pharynx?

5494956
”That’s Griff.”

*nervous trembling*

5494953
Well, I guess it could be some form of defense...

5494956
Pretty sure Pharynx would’ve crushed the fake pony to dust instead of cowering.

5494958
”Mhm. Now crush it!

”B-But he has so much to live for!!!”

Just yeet a rock at it!

5494962
Griff... it’s a rock.

5494963
Yeeting a rock at a rock.

5494964
*crying* “D-Don’t call him that! You don’t know what he’s going through!”

(The stack of rocks tip over.)

*sobs* “No!!”

5494963
”I caaaan’t!!!”

5494954
*Facehoofs* If Pharynx wants it done he should do it himself

5494969
”Eh, I insisted. If this guy’s my father in law, then...” *face scrunches slightly in disgust as she watches Griff cower*

5494965
Yes, that's how Earth bending battles work.
5494967
Do it ya fucking coward!

5494972
Should I get Scarab? He’s a general so maybe...

5494975
”As much as I hate to admit it, I need all I can get...”

5494972
Ember, not everyone is going to be at the same level as you. I mean, Meta isn't either and you don't do this to him.

5494979
Okie dokie.

Scaraaaab! We could use some help heeeeere!

5494980
”Hey, don’t talk to me, talk to Pharynx.”

5494989
Why did you ask Ember to do this?

5494993
”When dad started acting like a girl on her period, I figured I had to do something.

5494994
*Facehoofs* So go to the gym with him! What happened to you two's gym-bonding thing?

*facehoof* jeez, talk about joining the national guard

5494997
*deadpan* “Dad stubbed his hoof on a barbell and laid there crying for ten minutes until I took him back home.”

5494999
*sobbing hysterically*

5495000
Don't give up that easily!

5495002
dude, it's a rock. when I was in the forces I showed no mercy on the training dummies that we used.

5495004
”Do you want your son to end up with erectile dysfunction in the coming years?”

5495009
Alright, alright, fine. How about you blend the gym time with Ember's training-at a lesser extent. And maybe drag Temp into it too?

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”Heh, looks like he’ll need it...”

5495015
Okay. But you have to drag Thorax along too, it's only fair

5495016
”Why? He’s less likely to end up with ED than dad is.”

5495017
...He has noodle muscles, that's why

5495018
”...okay, grey area.”

You stole my aunt—

5495020
He is very weak

5495022
Just do it

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