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  • Thursday
    Griff’s PSA (EqG)

    ”It isn’t very manly for a woman to have to cook for and clean after you. I’m Griff Adler, and I recommend this special technique to make you more manly!”

    Griff tugged Metamorphosis into view.

    ”Marry a man and have him cook and clean after you!”

    ”…Griffy, who are you talking to?”

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    22 comments · 28 views
  • Wednesday
    Just had a conversation with my mom

    She’s gonna talk to my therapist to see if he can recommend a psychologist!

    This is a good thing.

    3 comments · 24 views
  • Wednesday
    If there’s one thing I hate about my mom

    It’s that she gets pissed when one thing goes wrong with my schedule. I was twenty minutes late to a class because I got the time wrong. And even though I participated and completed the assignment she still gets pissy with me and says I can’t be on my phone after school.

    She still fucking grills me about my math grade like it’s her fucking priority what I do.

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    19 comments · 46 views
  • Wednesday
    Dare me to drive?

    Lol just kidding. My mom just wanted me to crank the car up for her. Busy day today since I woke up this effin’ early.

    Strawberry Watermelon Rise kind of tastes like carbonated chapstick. Eugh. But I’m definitely awake now.

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    9 comments · 25 views
  • Wednesday
    Boy is a geek

    We’ll not talk about how one of his legs completely disappears behind the other. Now I definitely think this lil’ gremlin is ready for the voice of Mabel Pines lol. Whaddya’ll think?

    11 comments · 28 views

Yellow · 11:05pm April 3rd

Griff looked in the bathroom mirror, dying patches of his mane yellow. He let it grow out over the course of just a day.

Yeah, he was going insane.

But his favorite color was indeed yellow. Specifically banana yellow.

”Ice, ice, ice, ice, ice, ice.”

He didn’t exactly know. However, ice.

This, however, does not have, there is nothing to do. Hence also it is, that it is forbidden and stroke.

Give him a stroke.

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Comments ( 24 )

I only understood 50% of that.

And I lost my head trying to make sense of the other 50%



to such an extent was seeing a vision.

However, chickens.

You make no sense sometimes.

Neither do you. All of that edge gettin to your brain.

Woah!, no need to start shit with me!.

And i'm not edgy, so please leave me alone.


By the way Griff, you seem like a cool guy. I'd like to one day meet you in person and hang out with you. How about it?.

There is no commentary on the drama section

Then, just as far as can be done with driver.

What do you mean by driver?

You've got me baffled, what on earth does that mean?.

Heh, I mean that until I get a driver’s license, I’m not gonna have any luck visiting friends. But when I do, I’ll have the all clear.


I'm two years away from getting a driver's license after my test in two years.

I'm 15, and in the UK, you can start driving at 17.

Heh, I’m thirteen, and over here, the age range is somewhere at sixteen.

So, uh, yay me!

*snaps comb in half* “...hello there, stranger.”

Lucky bastard! you get one year off!. I honestly can't wait for the test. I already have a motorbike me, my dad and my uncle built.

It's a 1991 Harley Davidson FatBoy.

Oh damn! Heh, I wouldn’t be able to ride on those things. We’re just over here with the black SUV we got. It’s a Nissan.

*Sighs* I'll go...

Nissans are alright cars.

Personally i prefer Fords, Bentleys, BMWs, Aston Martin, Audi.

Best cars by those brands.

2012 Aston Martin V12 Vantage
2012 Audi R8
2012 Audi GT Spyder
2012 Bentley Continental SuperSports ISR
2012 BMW M3 Coupe
2012 BMW M3 GTR
2012 Chevrolet Corvette ZR1
2012 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1
2012 Ford Focus
2012 Ford GT
2012 Ford Mustang RTR
2012 Ford Mustang GT
2012 Ford Crown Victoria
2012 Ford Shelby GT500
2012 Ford Mustang Shelby GT500
2012 Mercedes SLS AMG
2012 Mercedes SLS
2012 Mercedes SLR
2012 Mercedes AMG

Dammit, you gave me an objective.

Looking all of them up, one by one.

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