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  • Today
    And so it begins

    Destroy-Dick-December

    Better get destroying

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  • Today
    Special announcement

    Having a girlfriend is awesome!!!!!

    Thank you for your time

    7 comments · 42 views
  • Tuesday
    Update

    So, the more I workout, the hungrier I get for more results lol. Although I’m starting to fall behind on my push ups, I make sure to keep up with standard cardio and reps.

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  • Tuesday
    Stolen Thunder

    Pall stared around at his troops, staring at Griff especially, as he’d been moving a bit slower than usual.

    ”Griffon, you have been awfully quiet lately. Is something going on?”

    ”Oh, heh, no sir. It’s just that, I was up all night doing pull ups by the big oak tree—“

    “Sir! I can run a marathon in fifteen minutes!”

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  • Tuesday
    Bald

    ”Is he done yet? I think he’s using up all the hot water…”

    ”Meh, not that I’d mind. Cold showers aren’t all that bad.”

    ”Depends on what kind of cold shower we are talking about.”

    The Change Gang paused to stare at the umbrum, who sighed and went quiet.

    Creeeaaaak!

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Apr
3rd
2021

Even Madder · 6:59pm April 3rd

”Griff, you still won’t tell me what I did!”

Griff was crying. ”I saw you playing video games with Pharynx! How could you?!”

”...you never heard of bonding?”

”S-Screw you! You’re a...a friend whore! And then he ran off crying.

This guy was something else.

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Comments ( 30 )

“If she breathes, she’s a thot.”
—Some bearded dude with a lightsaber

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*uncontrollable sobbing*

5489556
"All women, are Queens!"
-Another dude with a lightsaber

“What’s his problem...?”

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”Why...does this...always...happen to...meeee?!”

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”He’s upset because he ain’t the center of attention anymore. Paul gets the same way. Well, so does Berry. And Dragon. They’re triplets, so it makes sense.”

stop crying and act like a man

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*crying even louder*

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*slaps him* you are losing yourself, soldier! man up! when I count to 5 I want you to stand at attention, got it!

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”B-B-But she’s best friends with another guy, a-a-and she won’t have time for me anymoreeee!”

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how cares if she's with a mother guy! there are more bitches in this world that are more better than her!

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”B-But she’s—“

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do I have to repeat myself, soldier?

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*even louder sobbing*

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Hey, lay off of him soldier!, that's an order!.

He's a being who's allowed to feel emotions. Knock it off.

My father, and others from my father's side of the family were 1, 2 and 3 para of the Parachute Regiment and also in the SEALS/Navy.

So as a military trained person myself, stand down soldier!. That's my order!. I'm your superiorl so stand down!.

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I only respond to my 1st sergent and him only! I also have a family member who is in the military! he lost his mind during his time in 'nam during the tet offensive!

5489618
My grandfather was in Vietnam during the war. We can both relate to soldier families.

Leave him alone, alright?. Griff's an alright guy.

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It's alright buddy, there's better women out there. If your friend doesn't want to spend time with you, then she's/he'snot a good friend to have is she/he?.

My advice, find a better friend.

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I know that, but sobbing and mopping around isn't going to do him any good. my advice to him is that he needs to do something positive that will distract him from his problem, it has worked out for me

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”B-But...”

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How is this Bezier’s fault? Is she not allowed to spend time with others?

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Just take my advice, kid.

If it's melody who's ignoring you and not spending time with you, she'll come around.

If it's someone else, block and delete her. You understand?.

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”O-Okay...”

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She is, but she should also make time for Griff as well, otherwise it's one-sided in the friendship if he makes time for her and she doesn't make time for him.

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Of course she makes time for him. It’s just been a common thing for him to whine about Pharynx hanging out with her.

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By that I mean, in the story. :twilightsheepish:

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