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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • Thursday
    Anthro ponies?

    Anthro ponies or normal ponies? Which do you like better?

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  • Tuesday
    Who do you like best to romance in the Mass Effect series?

    For me, it has to be Liara. Blue nerdy alien babe melted my heart. She's smart, strong, and beautiful. She kinda reminds me of Twilight Sparkle. Even though I wasn't a Brony back then, since MLP FIM didn't exist yet, but even then I only became a Brony in about 2012 or so. Man, I wish I joined the party in 2010. I missed those two years.

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  • Sunday
    17k Word Macro Growth Pony Story

    Expanding Friendship: Friendship is Intoxicating

    Behold a shameless macro growth pony story that's 17k words long. I had made this with primortal and Hakume.

    I hope you enjoy it. I had a lot of fun making this story.

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  • 6 days
    Upcoming story: Macro Starlight Glimmer

    Just giving you an update. I am working alongside another user to release a new macro growth story. The basic outline of the story is done. (but it may need heavy edits) It's about 10k words plus long, as of right now. Starlight Glimmer is in it... she grows... totally insane. I never did a Starlight Glimmer story before. This is my first ever one.

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  • 1 week
    Good Heroic Music?

    What heroic music do you think are good? Can maybe be useful for me to inspire me to write some sort of hero story. Ponies (or maybe Anon in my case) taking on powerful evil, and somehow defeating it. I feel like making a new Commander Shepard story taking on some evil. Shepard saves the ponies or something.

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Apr
3rd
2021

Dumb Gender Reveal Parties · 5:58am April 3rd

So two people died at a gender reveal party recently. Just have a normal party. Some drinks and good food, and fun talk. That's it! Don't need to take out rocket launchers and flamethrowers for it.

That said, could be funny for MLP FIM story. Ponies fire a rainbow nuke or something.

Comments ( 11 )

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Yeah. I saw that today.

sykko #3 · April 3rd · · 3 ·

When seeing how gender reveal parties have been going more and more bonkers, all I can think is what the gay community has been saying for decades, "The straights are at it again."

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all I can think is what the gay community has been saying for decades, "The straights are at it again."

The fuck?

sykko #5 · April 3rd · · 2 ·

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It was originally used when homophobic politicians and religious leaders would stir up their constituents with rhetoric of "the gays are coming to convert you" or like nonsense, in more recent years it has become a catch-all term for the dumb and dangerous things the heterosexual community does that has no rhyme or reason, like actions at gender reveal parties that kill or injure people, or cause millions of dollars in damage.

I'm bisexual and I say when I see stupid things like this, I say "the straights are at it again." It was a couple of my heterosexual friends who got me into saying it.

I am confident enough to bet money that the next gender reveal party where people are needlessly injured or killed, or where property damage happens, it's going to be done by straight people. The LGTB+ community gets enough shit, we don't need burning down half of a state or killing someone at a gender reveal party to add to our plate.

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in more recent years it has become a catch-all term for the dumb and dangerous things the heterosexual community does that has no rhyme or reason

I am confident enough to bet money that the next gender reveal party where people are needlessly injured or killed, or where property damage happens, it's going to be done by straight people

How about everyone just owns whatever their own problems are and you stop using orientation as a derogatory label?

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I don’t think it has to do anything with sexuality, but the intelligence of the people involved, which is clearly in the single digits

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Last I checked, anything below 15 is "literally comatose or dead" territory. That might have changed with the death of Stephen Hawking (the average IQ is 100, and the calculations change to ensure this), but probably not to the extent that you're right.

sykko #9 · April 3rd · · ·

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Most definitely. Though to be a little mean spirited, I heard they took an I.Q. test and it came back negative.

Me 5 minutes ago: What the fuck is is a Gender reveal party?
Me now: Wow, that's really stupid.

Rest in peperonis

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