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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 7 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 34 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Apr
1st
2021

April Update · 7:14pm Apr 1st, 2021

Okay, before I say anything, lemme just assure you guys that I'm NOT going to make any stupid April Fools jokes in this post. I know I try to do that every year, but in this case:
1. This year absolutely sucked for a lot of people, so making a dumb joke probably won't help things.
2. No matter what I try, I doubt I can top my April Fools gag when I posted Something More Comfortable. That was peak tomfoolery.

Okay then! First thing's first, I know that my schedule has been a bit lagging recently. I obviously bit off more than i could chew, so this month will involve a lot of catching up. However, that doesnt mean that things aren't coming soon:

1.) March's Patreon and Randomizer Polls are extended until this weekend. Both can be found on the links below:
https://www.patreon.com/posts/march-2021-story-49364457
https://www.patreon.com/posts/march-2021-49422851

2.) You can find a list of my upcoming projects on my FimFiction main page (desktop, not mobile). Theres a lot of SFW and NSFW projects slated for April, so y'all better be hyped!
https://www.patreon.com/TheVClaw

3.) Also, Stormy and I got our first vaccinations yesterday, so we're on the road to better health before May!

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Comments ( 9 )

Good health is always good news.

Good to hear, all news around. Can’t wait for what you got scheduled

Can I ask are you still planning to continue "Cadance's Favorite Guard" or did you drop it. I would like to know, because I really like that one and I want to know how it going to end. Thank you.

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I currently have 7 other projects I need to finish

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So no update anytime soon got it. But it’s not been drop right?

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Cool thanks I hope you could continue it one day, but until then all I can do is wait.

Good news with the vaccine.

Interesting seeing how the vaccination schemes are playing out in different countries - here I expect one of the most age stratified vaccine differences around.

I don't expect to get the jab anytime soon, but, that's not an issue. After all, I'm not really at risk - it would be a relief but other people need it more. Glad all the over-50's in the family have been jabbed at least once though. Almost tempted to insist on the AZ vaccine after all it's been through as an act of vaccine nationalism.

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