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  • 1 week
    General Update | May 2022 | MBF,S Bonus, Metroid, Other Works/Plans

    Hey y'all!

    Been a while since I've done one of these. Things have been super busy for me, so sorry if I've been a bit extra quiet. Anyway, here's what's up:

    My Best Friend, Stella.

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  • 3 weeks
    MBFS Trivia Pt. 2 | Story Hindsight/Branching Paths | Plot holes | Q&A

    Hey y'all!

    As I continue to go through the final bonus chapter (still monstrous, already at 14k words and climbing), I thought it would be fun to revisit more trivia around Stella as a whole, and her story now that it's really officially complete. I did one of these back in 2017... so I think we're due for another one!

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  • 6 weeks
    Art - Sveta Sabre Preview 3

    ♫“Take a look into my eyes.

    Teeeell me what you see~

    Take a look into my eyes

    Tell me is it true~?”♫

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    19 comments · 512 views
  • 6 weeks
    Art - Sveta Sabre Preview 2

    Okay, a first order of business since I wanna share art with my followers who are willing... I'm no longer gonna tag any stories unless it's directly related to them or is for a sneak preview--some people only come here for horse words. I get that. I should probably make a DA at some point lol.

    At any rate...

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  • 6 weeks
    New Art Inbound - WIP

    Sveta's next. Little preview below. With how fucking massive the last bonus chapter is turning out, I'll probably finish this, too, lol. She's not making an appearance next chapter... but she deserves me drawing her lol. She's coming out pretty purdy~

    Hope y'all are doing well!

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Mar
31st
2021

Skyla S.H. Sabre · 6:39am Mar 31st, 2021

“♫ I am the Monarch of the seaaaaaaaa!

The ruler of the Moon’s Navyyyyy!

Whose praise the Princess loudly chants!

And--♫”

”SKYLA!!”

“...Oi mum??”

“Ah fuckin’ told ye like four times tae finish yer fuckin’ homework! Would ye rather get intae the fuckin’ Naval Academy rather than playin’ dress-up?!”

“Oh I heard you mum... but your words tend tae be forgettable when they blow away with a gale force on the open sea...”

“...Pardon the fuck outta me, ya little minge?!”

“...Shit.”


Art by the ever awesome G-Hyze

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Comments ( 16 )

Heh, nice!

Lol "Pardon the fuck outta me?" Was so god damn funny

“...Pardon the fuck outta me, ya little minge?!”
:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: that's DEFINITELY something Stella would say

Years earlier at a Luna Guard barracks...

"♫I am the very model of a Martial-Mare Equestrian,
Tough as fucking nails and a marefriend of an alien.
I've studied subjects broadly through 'pearlescent' fuckin' literature,
And Stealing Freddie's phone so he can get the picture, eh?♫"

"Oi what are you cunts lookin' at get back ta work!"

Just fix er’ some o’ dis food, see if she can take th’ Royal Navy rations.

For the love of all the gods! Do a story like that!

Oh FUCK the Hell, YES!

GIVE US THIS SEQUEL FLAMM

All my yes! I wouldn't say no to a story or two about Skyla's childhood though. Imagine Highground turns out to be the bad influence Aunt. :trollestia:

Notice the close up on Skyla's face is right after the "Pardon the fuck outta me, ya little minge" line. That is the face of no regrets, like at all.

Lovely artwork. I think you've got a little background there for the odd short boat story. 😀

You're your mother's daughter, all right, Skyla...

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