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Mar
26th
2021

Burnout · 8:08pm March 26th

Another night, another shift at Papa Anon’s. Griff was beyond tired, and the sun had barely even risen yet. Right now would be the time for him to turn in for the morning and let his peers handle the restaurant for him. It was Fro-yo Friday anyhow, and he needed to spend time with his kids.

”Wait...”

Another tea party. He promised Pharynx he would be there, didn’t he?

...crud.

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Comments ( 27 )

Let me get this straight. Pharynx, had you promise to make a tea party.

Pharynx did. Yes?

Oh boy...it's okay mijo, want a rejuvenating spell so you don't fall asleep during the tea party?

5483923
”I-I already missed it...nngh...”

5483922
Oh boy, can't wait to taunt him with this information!

5483926
”Err...have fun I guess.”

5483926
Don't you dare, he's self-conscious about it enough as is

5483924
Just go talk to Pharynx

5483930
”Don’t tell Toast that, it’ll only make him wanna do it more. And...fine.”

5483928
Oh I will. :)
5483930
It is the PERFECT blackmail! How can I not?

5483931
Good mijo, and okay

5483932
Because Tempest, Ember, Metamorphosis, and myself would kill you?

5483933
*laughs in unkillable multidimensional creature*

5483933
”As I said, he wouldn’t care. He’d bring up the ‘fucked around the multiverse’ shit.”

why a tea party tho? *laughs because of this*

5483934
5483935
Fine, fine

Still, he shouldn't blackmail him

5483938
”’Shouldn’t’ but will anyway. Because he’s an asshole.”

5483938
Oh I won't. Not until I need to anyway.
5483939
Yep. You get me.

5483939
Okay...well, you want me to Ether-walk you to Phar's room?

5483940
Okay...

5483937
Because he's similar to Smolder. Toughies with soft sides

5483943
I'm tough with sad sides

5483947
Oh

5483950
Okay *grabs him and they vanish in purple flash*

5483951
Nah dont worry about me, worry about griff

5483952
Okay, if you're sure...

5483953
yeah, I'm sure, plus since you said he has "soft sides" doesn't that mean his feelings can get hurt easily? but then again you also said he's tough too...

5483955
He's sensitive about some things

5483961
heh...just like me...

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