Sneak Peek · 8:35pm Mar 18th, 2021
“I’m telling you, guys! Some screechy purple alicorn contaminated existence and snatched Pharynx away like a money bag!”
“Seriously, Scorch?” Venom gave his brother an aside glance as Flutterwings continued rambling. “I thought I told you to keep her away from the cider table!”
“She didn’t drink any cider, Venom, I swear,” the red changeling replied. “And yeah, some alicorn really did snatch Pharynx like a money bag. Trust me, I was there. We both were.”
“Oh really?” Spiny raised a brow, folding his forelegs. “If there really was a Luna Look-alike kidnapping handsome creatures, why haven’t we encountered it then?”
“Well, you did just invent the possibility that she only encountered handsome creatures,” Scorch deadpanned.
“Hey!” the teal changeling spat back, glaring at him.
Ha!
5478201
Clever?
5478202
Heheh.
Heh
Good one Scorch
5478207
Oh, yeah. Heheh.
Now that's a roast and a half.
5478215
Guess they named him “Scorch” for a reason.
5478219
A very good reason at that.
5478237
Yep. Spiny, you’ve been Scorched.
5478244
If someone were to start saying that after every roast he does, it would be the most 80s summer movie thing ever.
5478260
Oh my god, yes.
I really need to start doing that.
5478262
Well then do it! You're the only one who can.
5478264
I know!
5478265
Well then go do it or something! Be the funny!
5478267
I need to think of a good context.
Yeouch, I felt that burn from here.
5478269
YOU JUST GOT SCORCHED!
5478270
Couldn't wait for the actual chapter to use that again, could you?
5478281
Heh, nope.