What Has My Life Become? · 11:09pm Mar 6th, 2021
Me: *drawing Thorax*
My dad's girlfriend's daughter: What is that?
Me: A changeling
Her: He looks like a donkey
Me: ._. *thinking of Cranky and Matilda* Oh yes, ------- *pulls up picture of Thorax on computer* This totally looks like a donkey
Her: it does!
Me: What kind of donkey has antlers and is lime green?!
Her: A pinata donkey
Me: Oh whatever, his name is Thorax
Her: Lorax. You mean Lorax
Me: No, Thorax
Her: Lorax
Me: Thorax! It's another word for abdomen
Her: Oh, you mean Thor
Me: I mean, he'd probably like the nickname Thor...
Her: donkey
Me: Whatever. This one isn't even my favorite one *pulls up a picture of Pharynx*
Her: Then why are you drawing him?
Me: *shows her the picture of Pharynx* because I've already drawn my favorite one a hundred times. This is him, Pharynx, he's the other one's brother
Her: So another donkey
Me: What kind of donkey has a dragonfly-wing like tail and antlers?
Her: A pinata! Kids can be creative you know!
Me: I'm not arguing kids aren't creative, but still, he's not a donkey
Her: Well he looks like one. He's dark green
Me: He's cyan
Her: Dark green donkey
Me: He'd probably punch you in the face if you called him that
Her: So I'm punched in the face I don't care
Me: Well you should care because he could beat you to a pulp.
Her: Then I punch him
Me: Well, he'd kill you. Wait, no, if you hit his brother he'd kill you, he's the toughbug
Her: So? I don't care, did you hear me say I'd jump off the balcony to win *something we were arguing about*
Me: ._.
#Relatable
Also how is she stubbornly stupid?
How old is she?
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No clue, she must not have a lot of survival instinct
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Ten
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Really wish I could mijo
Reminds me of my brother and he’s two years older than me
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She's too heavy, I have no muscles. Plus our parents wouldn't like it
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She's 5 years younger than me
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Yeah...
Can I beat her up?
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Only if my dad and her mom aren't around and we can make it look like an accident
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But my dad's my favorite parent!
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That explains everything
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Yay!
I find joy in others’ suffering
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Yep. Doesn't make it more bearable though
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She screams that I "hit" her if I tap her shoulder
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Okay
I believe it is time to slap a bitch.
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Okay, sure. But she's heavy too
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Slap away
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I am aware
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Gladly.
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Okay
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Ow!
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Sure
Poor you. How is that even Donkey-related?
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No clue
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Hey Sunny, do you like that horn?
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Let her finish first
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Mhm
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Imma break it
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Kay *reaches and snaps it off* Don't think it makes you look like Tempest, she's cool
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*Repairs wings with Ether magic* b-word
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*Disappears into the Ether to heal herself*
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...wth did I just walk into?
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I don't know anymore
5469336 That makes sense
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Yep
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Seriously though
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The product of an average conversation between Sunny and I
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Well, it was...
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Yes?
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Really weird, honestly. I’d say something else, but it would risk starting even more pointless drama
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Fair enough
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Is it bad that I knew you were gonna say that?
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Nope
The very reason I came here: because no one I know seems to get mlp
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Heh