Grillmaster Coffee In The House

Are you tired of lefty-wefty baby boo boos and Right wing windmill lovers? Of Course you are, so I cordially invite you all down to my humble Fimfiction Great Grill Extravaganza! No strong opinions, only grills!

Cause screw those guys who care, I JUST WANT TO GRILL, BROTHER! MMMMM GRILL GRILL GRILL TASTY TASY TASTY MEDIUM-RARE CENTRISM. LET'S GO!

Wait? The Grill is trans?

Doesn't matter. A grill is a grill. Let's grill grill grill!

Comments

[LightningStrike34]

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[Ice Star]

Let's grill some transcendent hot dogs and borgers, broski.

[Not Enough Coffee]

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My man. Also!

>Broski

Yes. One of us, one of us.

[Ice Star]

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Brosnowboard.

[Not Enough Coffee]

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Brogrillsmoked

[TheKissoftheVoid]

Y'all like steak? I've been marinating them in self-accountability for two nights now.

[Not Enough Coffee]

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Does it come seasoned with my favorite spice of all, the preserved tears of lefty-wefty baby boo boos and right wing windmill lovers? mmm, mmm, mmm. Salty.

[TheKissoftheVoid]

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I've probably got time to throw together a quick dry rub. . .

Also, windmill lovers? I admit I haven't heard that one before. Don Quixote allusion?

[Ice Star]

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Brocharcoalgrilled.

[Not Enough Coffee]

5468736
Swastika is often referred in jest as the windmill of love. But wait! That's drifting towards something not very centrist for this center grill time. Grill grill grill!

[Not Enough Coffee]

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Brosteamboiled

[Waypoint]

Alright ya'll, I'm gonna be grilling your burgers today. Lemme know what you want!

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Forgive me for this sketch being scuffed as fuck, I wanted to make something beyond just a comment and I did it with speed. XP

[Not Enough Coffee]

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I love you. Wait, sorry that's a strong opinion. You contributions are adequate my friend. But seriously, this is amazing. I love you.

[Ice Star]

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BROiled.

[TheKissoftheVoid]

5468741
Hold on, are we having steamed hams at this grill?!

[Not Enough Coffee]

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Yes, especially those. Mmm. Steamed hams.

[Not Enough Coffee]

5468758
My sides. Alright, you win.

[Ice Star]

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I see this as an absolute win.

[NorrisThePony]

Salad

[Steakthedog]

Well my. dad prolly don‘t trust me with the grill we have and I don‘t know if we even have sumthin ta grill.

[Not Enough Coffee]

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Grill ya pa. Just make sure to empty the grease trap so he doesn't haunt ya after.

[Not Enough Coffee]

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What kind of salad?

[Jack of a Few Trades]

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[Not Enough Coffee]

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I see you like yours well done, broski.

[Jack of a Few Trades]

5469112

I don't have any strong opinions about how my steak may or may not be cooked

[Not Enough Coffee]

5469166
Ah, right. My bad fellow grillmaster. A steak is a steak.

[Muggonny]

Yes, but have you tried this?

[Not Enough Coffee]

5470122
I have never heard of this meecro-waaaaavy.

[Muggonny]

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Yeah, because you're still living like a barbarian and cooking your meat with fire. Get real and accelerate the water molecules in a cup of ramen noodles using nuclear technology, bieeetch.