Sea surprised · 12:57am Feb 28th, 2021
Fallout there you are!
*Fallout sighs and lifted up the sunglasses from his eyes and looks at sunset*
Is pinkie getting into trouble again?
no we saw a sea monster!
*Fallout raised an eyebrow*
Really? Do you know how unbelievable that sounds
yeah i know how unbelievable it sounds but it’s true! Me Twilight, pinkie and fluttershy all saw it!
And what would you like me to do?
help us catch it!
Catch it?
yeah it’ll be fun come on
*fallout stops and thinks about it making Sunset nervous*
come on please~ i promise to give you a special thank you later
*sighs* ok ok I’ll help you, but you don’t have to do anything for me alright
I know I don’t but I want to now come on Twilight is coming up with a plan!
Lead the way babe but this better be real though because I was in the middle of getting a tan
i know you were but we need your skills for this
I don’t have that many skills you and the others will have a better chance getting this thing then me I don’t have magic
even without magic you still do amazing things babe
Heh thanks I needed to hear that
I knew playing monster hunter will help me out
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Hahaha it’s not a monster
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Dangit
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It’s just pinkies inflatable toy covered in seaweed
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Aw man
So if that’s a toy what’s that giant fish thing that’s trying to eat the cmc right now” points at the cmc all armed with a sword shield battle axe and a bow” wait a second how did they get get ahold of my weapons I have the, hidden even from pinkie
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What the fuck?!
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A language B i second your statement and again I made the hiding place pinkie proof pinkie proof just how and that’s gonna hurt. Catches scoots by her hoodie as she goes sailing past and hands her to fallout.
You find out how they got into the enchanted weapons cache I’m going to get the other two before they kill somone by accident
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Right ok be safe though
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Runs up and grabs sweetie belle and applebloom and drops them in front of there sisters and walks over to pinkie" Sorry about this pinkie " reaches into pinkies hair and pulls out a rocket luncher and shoots the fish monster before placing it back into pinkies hair
*Sunset leads Fallout to where they last saw the Sea Monster. As Fallout gets loser he sees Pinkie and Twilight looking around the beach, Fallout then sees someone else that makes his blood boil at the sight of him.*
“Why is Timber here!?”
I heard he got a job here as a lifeguard after what happened at Camp Everfree
“He hasn’t tried anything with Twilight, has he?”
No, he’s been pretty tame, so far...
*while Fallout stares back at Timber and Twilight together he is suddenly glomped by a certain pink party girl*
Honey Bunny! You’re here! Now you can help us find the monster and my floatie! I last saw it near the beach, I had to take it off because Rainbow Dash and Applejack wanted to bury me in the sand and I thought to myself “now hold on Pinkie that would be silly to bury yourself with the floatie!” So I had it buried right next to me!
“… okay, so where did you bury it?”
Over there, but later I dug it back up so I could play in the ocean! But then I heard somebody say there was ice cream and-
*as Pinkie kept ranting about her beachside misadventures Twilight looks over at them*
It doesn’t bother you to see him give her attention, and not you?
What? No! Why would you say that?!
I’ve seen him and her together a lot, they really get along well.
W-well yeah, but that’s only because they’ve been together the longest…
He hasn’t been with Sunset Shimmer as long as he has with you, and i’ve seen them be very close.
That’s… just because she’s new to the harem… Fallout still shows me attention from time to time…
Yeah? But what if you want to spend time with him but he’s too busy with one of the other girls?
W-well…
What you need is someone who can give you all the attention you deserve.
*Twilight recoils as Timber places his hand on her arm*
H-Hey! Don’t try anything funny with me! I didn’t forget what you tried to do back at the camp!
Twilight, I’ve changed. And I’m willing to give you all the attention you deserve, and more. Any time you’d want to hang out I’ll drop everything to be with you. So please give me a chance?
I’m already seeing Fallout!
And he’s seeing six other girls, but you can’t see anyone else? How is that fair?
*Timber places his hand on Twilight’s arm gain but this time she doesn’t pull away*
So come on, what do you say?
*before Twilight can answer she hears Pinkie Pie and Sunset screaming. Twilight looks and sees some strange thing peaking over the water.*
My friends! *runs over to them with Timber behind her*
Twilight! We saw the monster we- *Once Sunset joins hands with Twilight her eyes glow. once she’s done she looks at Timber with a nasty look*
*Before she can say anything a large object rises from the water while covered in seaweed*
M-monster!!! *hides behind Twilight*
“Everyone get behind me!” *stands between the monster and everyone else, like a real man*
*Fallout plans his next move as the monster gets closer to the shore, reaching out with what Fallout assumed was its arm.*
“When I charge, you girls run!”
But Fallout what about you?
“You three mean more to me then my own welfare!”
*Twilight felt her heart skip at his words*
But Honey-Bunny-
“No buts! On three…. 1, 2-“
*before Fallout charges he noticed the Monster’s feet and started to relax his stance*
“Wait a second…” *casually walks over to the monster*
F-Fallout be careful!
*once Fallout gets close enough he reaches for its arm and feels for the monster’s hand, after removing some of the seaweed he reveals a small yellow hand, which gently hangs on to his own hand.*
“Fluttershy?” *moves on to where he suspects the face to be, revealing Fluttershy in all her adorableness*
Oh thank goodness it was you Fallout! I got caught in a seaweed garden. Some turtles were kind enough to help me get out, but they couldn’t get all the seaweed out! And then I got stuck in a ghost net and-
“I’m just happy your okay Fluttershy! Lets get this stuff off you eh?”
How did you know that was Fluttershy?
“I saw the monster’s feet and realized it looked just like Fluttershy’s swimming fins”
You… you could tell they were Fluttershy’s?
“Of course, each of you mean so much to me I have a habit of memorizing little things about you. Heck I would be able to tell its you even if all I could see was your cute little nose, Twilight
*Twilight blushed As Fallout helped Fluttershy escape from ll the seaweed and trash she was stuck in. Timber cowered away as Twilight started staring at him with a scowl*
Are you kidding me?! You go on about how you would be therefor me and then use me as a human shield?!
“YOU WHAT!?”
Hehe… all’s well that ends well, so can’t we just forget what happened?
*Fallout was about ready to go over and punch Timber in the face for putting his own life ahead of Twilight… but Twilight beat him to it and socked him right in the nose, causing Timber to hit the ground.*
Fallout may not always give me attention, but he would never put his life over mine like you did! I would rather be completely alone then be with you!
*Twilight then darts off leaving everyone else. Fallout watches her leave before feeling Sunset’s hand on his shoulder.*
Hey why don’t you spend time with her today? She really needs to have you with her!
“What do you mean?”
*Sunset tells Fallout all about the conversation Sunset saw between Timber and Twilight in her vision, along with some insecurities Twilight has been struggling with.*
“That’s terrible! Sunset I know you wanted to reward me later but-“
Don’t worry, I get it! Plus I can always give it to you next time we’re together, my brave little hero *kisses cheek*
*Fallout nods as he returns the kiss and heads in Twilight’s direction*
My floatie! You found it Fluttershy!
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Twilight wait up!
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*Fallout finally catches up with Twilight and sees her sucking on her knuckle*
“You okay?”
How come no one told me how much punching someone hurts? I think I know where the line “It’ll hurt you more then it hurts me” line comes from...
*chuckles* “here let me look.” *Fallout holds Twilight’s hand and lightly brushes his thumb on her knuckles, inspecting every inch of her skin. He then pulls it close and gives it a kiss, causing her to blush and giggle*
“so hey… Sunset saw the conversation you had with Timber, and she told me about it.”
S-she did?
“Yeah, she also mentioned you had some insecurities, so I wanted to ask… is everything okay?”
*Twilight was silent for several moments*
“Twilight if there’s something I’m doing wrong I need to know! I don’t want to ever lose you!”
I don’t want to lose you either, It’s just… when I was growing up I always read stories about guys only being with one girl, and guys who sleep around with multiple women are actually scum bags who only love them for their bodies… but you’re not like that at all!
“Yeah, I never honestly thought my love life would end up like this either, but you know what? I wouldn’t have it any other way. Because I’m not with you just because I’m looking for a good time, I’m with you because you’re the kind of girl I wouldn’t trade for the world!”
*gives him a big hug* Even though I have to share you, I wouldn’t trade the time We do spend together for anything! I love you Fallout!
“Love you too Twilight!”
*they both stand there and hug for a while, just enjoying each other’s company before Twilight broke the hug*
S-so…I saw this sushi stand earlier, do you want to grab something to eat? Th-then maybe… we can spend some time together?
*Fallout wanted to spend some alone time with her, but suddenly thought the other girls would feel abandoned…*
*Beep-Beep*
“Uh, hold that thought!”
*Fallout reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone (encased in a waterproof-case in the event he had to go in the water) and saw he recived a text message from Pinkie Pie*
*Fallout immediately looks behind him to see Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Sunset waving and giving thumbs up. Fallout then wondered how Pinkie knew what they were talking about since they were definitely too far away to hear anything, but then he remembered that it’s Pinkie Pie and didn’t ask anymore questions.*
“You know what, Sushi would be awesome, let’s go!”
*Twilight had a large smile across her face as she grabbed Fallout’s arm and led him to the Sushi stand. Fallout was especially enjoying the feeling of his arm brushing against Twilight’s chest.*
Aww I love happy endings!
Yep, makes all the excitement we had for the last few minutes totally worth it!
Yeppers! Though our day was no where near as exciting as Redsopine’s!
What do you mean?
*Pinkie points over to the ocean which at first is quiet before a large sea monster pops out with Red resting on the monster’s tentacle*
You challenge me mortal, the god of the sea?!
A true god doesn’t need to hide Poseitune! Leave your little kiddy pool and face me!
Pledge your allegiance to me and I shall be merciful in your punishment!
Nah, I don’t want to live the rest of my life in service to the god of fish pee!
You have insulted me and my kin for the last time Redsopine! I shall tear your skin from your bone and leave your remains at the bottom of my deepest trenches like the pathetic, fragile mortal you are!
Oh yeah? *grabs two scimitars and makes a cool pose* Well you got Crabs!
*Poseitune becomes furious and tries to swat at Red with another tentacle, but Red goes under the tentacle he is currently standing on and circles back and runs up the tentacle towards his shoulder. Poseitune sees him and tries to swat him but Red jumps forward in time to avoid him and latches onto the new tentacle and rides it as Poseitune pulls it upwards. Once the tentacle stops moving Red leaps towards the mad god’s head. Noticing this Poseitune spits water in his direction, but Red planned ahead and pulled out a Rocket launcher. Upon firing it he was able to create a gap in the torrent and was able to fly away and landed right under his right eye. Red slashes the eye and leaps out of the way.*
*As the two continued their epic battle Sunset stares at them with her mouth agape*
This… is… SO EPIC!!!
Is no one concerned about the monster battle?
Nah, this part is only canon if Fallout says it is. *pulls out popcorn from her hair* Popcorn?
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hey does anyone want fresh calamaiy red asks dragging the now dead god over to the sushi bar his schmitars missing and somehow wearing a chiefs uniform
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Also pinkie mind hiding the rocket luncher somewhere i dont want 4 people grabbing it my sister included
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I think up until the monster fight is cannon
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Ooh oh oh oh I do I do I want some Calemari!
come on bro! Let me see the Rocket Launcher!
no way! Remember what happened last time?
Nobody died!
You blew up half a building, put dozens of people in the hospital, made one guy lose a pinkie, and you frightened a dog!
... but nobody died!
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Oh god
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Scootaloo has more restraint then you do and she and her friends have cuased more property damage. Red says pointing at rainbow with a chiefs knife while serving pinkie her food before going back to cooking. besides they at least have a demolition license for small buildings they get paid to break mostly kid forts and treehouses that need pulling down it’s safer then letting them do there stunts and breaking stuff by accident though they keep pestering me for explosives and hands off Dashie. slaps her hand as she tries grabbing the rocket launcher again
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I just had a idea but if ya both up for it I have a editor/co writer and we could turn these blogs and comments into a fic if your ok to
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Uh if you want to sure but I don’t think anyone would read it XD there not that good
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Skits are funny plus you have the insanity that’s me and bumblebeau in the comments
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Also this song about sums Red up lol
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Yep it does
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Yeah I guess
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Thank you I try to find stuff that fits him same as this one