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Andrew Joshua Talon

Just a fellow traveler...

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  • Sunday
    Short Hand: Aftermath of Science

    Shepherd: "Twiliiiiight! What the hell-Where did all these bits come from?!"

    He gestures to the pile of gold bits on the kitchen table.

    Twilight: "Ummmm..." taps her hooves together "I asked for donations from all the research participants... I set fifty bits as the minimum donation and well..."

    Shepherd: "... If I didn't know any better, I would swear you were pimping me out."

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  • 1 week
    Short Hand: Tea Party

    Shepherd is invited to a tea party with Fluttershy and Discord.

    Shepherd: "Oh hey... Flying s'mores. Nice."

    Fluttershy: "Oh, I quite like them!"

    Discord: "Do I detect a hint of criticism in your tone, Shepherd?"

    Shepherd: "No. It's nice that you're still as food obsessed as a wine aunt on Twitter. Maybe you can put it on Instagram to impress other childless weirdos"

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  • 1 week
    Short Hand: A New Generation 2

    Old Man Shepherd had taken Sunny and her friends to an ancient cavern, far from Maretime Bay.

    Hitch: "Uh huh... There a reason we're out here?"

    Izzy: "Is it a good reason? Like a secret candy stash? Ugh, two thousand year old candy! Gross!"

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  • 1 week
    Short Hand: A New Generation...

    In the future, Shepherd, now an old but badass looking man, fell asleep... And then woke up in front of an Earth pony with orange fur, purple mane and tail, and a big smile.

    Shepherd: "Urgh... My head... What the hell happened...?"

    Sunny Starscout: "YES! IT WORKED! THE MAGIC WORKS!"

    Shepherd: "I... Who are you?"

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  • 1 week
    Short Hand: Staying over at Rarity's

    After two straight days of his hostess pulling all nighters and exhausting herself, Shepherd finally has enough. He picks Rarity up and carries her to bed, even as she caterwauls and screams about it

    Rarity: "Shepherd?! What do you think you're doing?! Put me down this instant!"

    Shepherd: "You've been up for two whole days! Sleep time now!"

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Plot Bunny Theater: How to Get Twilight Sparkle's Romantic Attention · 10:16pm February 21st

So, it turns out that Flash Sentry does notice that he's not making a lot of progress in getting Twilight's affections, and she's not making much progress either. But Flash notices that there is something Twilight pays a LOT of attention to: Fighting and then reforming villains. So...

Flash Sentry: "You can't stop me, Twilight! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I'm a monster now! I gave in... I've done terrible things... I am now PURE EVIL!"

Twilight: "Flash! No matter what you've done... I will always... Love you!"

Flash: "No amount of loving can undo my terrible deeds!" Poses Dramatically as thunder and lightning go off behind him

Dash: "I mean... He just posted a lot of terrible memes and detonated a bunch of flash boxes from the theater department-"

Pinkie: "Shhhh!"

Flash: "I'm so... Tortured! And alone! ONLY CONQUEST AND EVIL CAN SOOTH MY PAIN!"

Twilight: "No Flash! True friendship will save you!"

Flash: "Friendship is not enough, Twilight! The Friendzone is not enough!"

Twilight: "Then let me bring you back to the light with love!"

Flash: "After what I've done? NEVER!"

Twilight: "It's never too late! Let me prove it~..."


Principal Celestia: "... So you saved him from being possessed by some "evil spirit" by... Having sex with him."

Twilight: "Um... Yes."

Celestia: "In public."

Twilight: nods "Indeed."

Celestia: "For ten hours."

Twilight: "... It worked didn't it?"

Celestia: "... As happy as I am that you two worked out your relationship difficulties, would you kindly not do so in public from now on?"

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And that's the story of the first time a Princess of Equestria was arrested for public indecency.

Celestia and Luna were shocked that Twilight had sex in public.

Cadance was irritated that Twilight beat her to it.

Principle Celestia: *Looks upon the debauchery happening in the school parking lot begin observed by dozens of students*

Vice-Principle Luna: "Hmm... must be a Tuesday."

Principal Celestia: "... So you saved him from being possessed by some "evil spirit" by... Having sex with him."

Twilight: "Um... Yes."

Celestia: "In public."

Twilight: nods "Indeed."

Celestia: "For ten hours."

Twilight: "... It worked didn't it?"

How do I upvote a blog post?

Oh please, the easiest way to get Twilight interested in you is to own a library full of rare books. That or get her a permanent library card at the Library of Congress.

Flash, you magnificent bastard, I can't believe that worked.

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