Plot Bunny Theater: How to Get Twilight Sparkle's Romantic Attention · 10:16pm Feb 21st, 2021
So, it turns out that Flash Sentry does notice that he's not making a lot of progress in getting Twilight's affections, and she's not making much progress either. But Flash notices that there is something Twilight pays a LOT of attention to: Fighting and then reforming villains. So...
Flash Sentry: "You can't stop me, Twilight! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! I'm a monster now! I gave in... I've done terrible things... I am now PURE EVIL!"
Twilight: "Flash! No matter what you've done... I will always... Love you!"
Flash: "No amount of loving can undo my terrible deeds!" Poses Dramatically as thunder and lightning go off behind him
Dash: "I mean... He just posted a lot of terrible memes and detonated a bunch of flash boxes from the theater department-"
Pinkie: "Shhhh!"
Flash: "I'm so... Tortured! And alone! ONLY CONQUEST AND EVIL CAN SOOTH MY PAIN!"
Twilight: "No Flash! True friendship will save you!"
Flash: "Friendship is not enough, Twilight! The Friendzone is not enough!"
Twilight: "Then let me bring you back to the light with love!"
Flash: "After what I've done? NEVER!"
Twilight: "It's never too late! Let me prove it~..."
LATER
Principal Celestia: "... So you saved him from being possessed by some "evil spirit" by... Having sex with him."
Twilight: "Um... Yes."
Celestia: "In public."
Twilight: nods "Indeed."
Celestia: "For ten hours."
Twilight: "... It worked didn't it?"
Celestia: "... As happy as I am that you two worked out your relationship difficulties, would you kindly not do so in public from now on?"
And that's the story of the first time a Princess of Equestria was arrested for public indecency.
Celestia and Luna were shocked that Twilight had sex in public.
Cadance was irritated that Twilight beat her to it.
Principle Celestia: *Looks upon the debauchery happening in the school parking lot begin observed by dozens of students*
Vice-Principle Luna: "Hmm... must be a Tuesday."
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Oh please, the easiest way to get Twilight interested in you is to own a library full of rare books. That or get her a permanent library card at the Library of Congress.
Flash, you magnificent bastard, I can't believe that worked.