Incorrect Quotes #7 · 5:15am Feb 21st, 2021
Thorax: Wanna play a game?
Fluttershy: Sure, what’s the game.
Thorax: It’s called “Thorax or Steve.” I’ll tell you recent things Pharynx has said, and you have to guess if he said it to me or his pet centipede.
Fluttershy: Okay, shouldn’t be too hard-
Thorax: Number one—“I would die for you.”
Fluttershy:...I stand corrected.
Tirek: HOW DARE YOU?!
Chrysalis: How dare ME? How dare YOU-
Chrysalis:...wait wait, what’s is this about?
Thorax: Pharynx, it’s 4 am...why are you making a cake? And whats with the party supplies?
Pharynx: I’m celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity...cookie?
Silverstream: C’mon Gallus, you got this! Just listen to the voice in your head.
Gallus: Haha, no, that b**ch wants me dead.
Starlight: So how are we getting in?
Discord: Through the front door!
Starlight: Fine, but if this gets us killed, I’m asking Thorax’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute so I can annoy your ghost forever.
Discord: Then I’ll hire Trixie’s ghost kick your ghost shin for me.
Trixie: My ghost won’t associate with your ghost.
Thorax: Dear Diary, today I’m just fine!
Thorax:...
Thorax: Okay, fine you caught me, I’m not fine.
Fluttershy: I need relationship advice.
Rainbow: Look, just because I’m dating Twilight does not mean I know how I did it.
Spike: When have I ever done anything stupid?
Twilight: I keep a list.
Twilight: It’s alphabetized.
Thorax: Do you wanna hang out with us?
Pharynx: My heart says yes but my anxiety says no.
Thorax: All I heard was yes, now let’s go!
Pharynx: THORAX MY ANXIETY SAYS NO.
Thorax: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART PHARYNX.
Help I can’t stop myself.
Oh an before you ask, the centipede thing isn’t canon to the story of TNOP, or at least, not at the moment. I’m still deciding want I should do.
Pffft!!! Again, hilarious!
And Phar should totally have a pet! Do you think Thorax would have a pet dragonfly?
FIVE incorrect quotes in a day? And they’re still funny as hell?
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Yes. Keep them coming
Yiiiiiiiissssssss.
#3 - the number one rule of making cakes is there's no wrong time to make cakes, my dear buggo
#6 - *sends hugs*
I gotta admit, I like the rate at which these are coming
Do keep it up, dear 