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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 54 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

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  • 61 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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  • 90 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

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  • 93 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

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  • 95 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

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Feb
6th
2021

i MIGHT not be completely fucked · 7:10pm Feb 6th, 2021

maybe. possibly. at an outside chance.

ahem.

so it turns out PayPal has not completely left me to go fuck myself. they say that if i can provide enough government issued documentation that proves who i am, i might be able to unlock my account.

obviously, i'll be attempting to do that. however, there is a problem in the meanwhile; without my PayPal account functioning, i can't manage payment for my work in any reasonable fashion.

it could take several weeks, maybe even months for my PayPal situation to sort itself out. that's why we have an important update.

if you've got a commission active with us, we will be proactively reaching out to you soon to see what the best option will be moving forward. obviously, we'd prefer to keep our queue as is and finish the projects we've already started on. that being said, we don't expect anyone is happy waiting so long to get their commissions finished. we'll be offering to complete any story up to the wordcount provided by the initial downpayment. if you're a commissioner, you can either wait until our PayPal sorts itself out and then have us complete the project as normal, or start work on a half-paid project and complete it to about 50% of the original specified wordcount.

genuinely, we'd prefer to offer refunds, but that just isn't viable or possible given the fact that we currently have no money and no means of moving money around on the internet.

oh yeah. and because it's probably important to mention, we found somewhere to stay that lets us work on our writing and isn't too scary or dangerous. there are some small problems so far, but it's a heck of a lot better than our last place, and also a lot better than being homeless. probably.

if y'all know of any way of moving money around on the internet without PayPal, please let us know. we have $30 in our bank account to last until the end of the month, no food in the kitchen, no bed for our room, no dresser for our clothes, etc.. it'd be really nice if we could just pop up and say "hey look everything's fine!". but it's not.

if anyone needs more information about what is going on, please ask. we just wanted to let everyone know we still exist and we aren't planning on jetting off to cancun with everyone's money any time soon. we want to stick around and provide the work we've been paid for. maybe even get a hug or two.

peace for now.

Comments ( 15 )

I've only known about Paypal myself when considering international transfers but apparently there's quite a few options out there?

https://www.nerdwallet.com/article/banking/best-ways-to-send-money

Cool, still willing to offer $50 AUD. When you work out another payment method.

wow doude that bucking suks

I am happy to hear that you're in a somewhat copacetic environment as compared to something scary or dangerous, and I hope things continue to improve.:pinkiesad2:

Sorry to say, but I'm not entirely sure of any safe method of transferring Canadian/foreign currencies on the internet.:ajsleepy:

I would recommend setting up a crypto wallet. I have some bitcoin that I could throw around, and you don't need a bank to access it.

That is the thing with PayPal and why I hate it: it basically operates on the assumption EVERYONE is a criminal, but as long as there isn't too much money changing hands they will ignore the activity of said criminals

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lol that's a really good description of what it's been like so far

it would be nice if some of the people with more know-how than us either set up an alternative that was usable or did something to stick it to PayPal directly. eventually the giant tower of cards has to fall somehow, right?

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Is there a way to get other Paypal accounts to vouch for you?

Noc

I don’t have any advice on dealing with a locked account, but I do want to add something: When setting up a payment option for Bandcamp, the site suggests converting your PayPal personal account into a business account to avoid any problems with receiving a higher number of payments. I don’t know whether this would apply to your case, but I thought it was worth mentioning for when you finally get your account back.

Other than that, best of luck and hang in there.

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I don’t think that’s a thing, unfortunately.

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They fucked over people back during Hurricane Katrina, if that didn't give another service a leg up to take over, nothing will

I'm very relieved to read this, even if the situation isn't exactly rosy yet. Mad respect for pushing through this veritable deluge of shit. Please accept this virtual hug from a stranger on the internet because with PayPal being what it is, this is apparently all I can give now.

"oh yeah. and because it's probably important to mention, we found somewhere to stay that lets us work on our writing and isn't too scary or dangerous. there are some small problems so far, but it's a heck of a lot better than our last place, and also a lot better than being homeless. probably."

Yay! I know it's still tough for you, but it's a big relief to hear from you. *hugs*

In the meantime, I'm looking into how to get you some grocery money while we're in the US and you're in Canada. It might be slightly convoluted and take a couple-few days, and I wouldn't get my hopes up until it actually works, but I want to try buying you a Walmart Canada gift card, which can be used in-store, for pickup at store, or online if you're not close enough to a store. You could get some nonperishable grocery items that way, potentially. I'll note you.

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Well, I've had a business account for around twenty years now, and I'm pissed that my money did not get to where I wanted it to go. I'd like to be able to tell Paypal what I think.

I'm glad to hear it's going somewhere. Keep calling them, do what you need to. Public libraries might have scanners or something you can use if needed.

Yeah there's bound to be other places you can link money to, I'm sure some could work. Would things like kofi or patreon be able to circumnavigate it?

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