Incorrect Quotes #2 · 6:04am Jan 27th, 2021
Thorax: A pet rock is pretty fun until you realize it’s essentially immortal and you’ve cursed it to an eternity of watching it’s loved ones die.
Pharynx: Thorax is three in the gODAMN MORNING-
Night Light: Go to your room!
Shining Armor: That’s not fair >:(
Night Light: DO AS I SAY!
Shining Armor: You never send Twilight to her room when she’s in trouble!
Night Light: That’s because Twilight never leaves her room. If she was in trouble, I’d make her sit on the couch and socialize.
Thorax: Pharynx! You’re alive!
Pharynx: Physically? Yes. Mentally? Debatable.
Ocellus: I have a bad feeling about this.
Gallus: Why?
Ocellus: Don’t you ever get that little voice in your that tells you if you do something you’ll get in trouble.
Gallus: No.
Ocellus:...that’s actually explains...so much...
Rainbow: If I punch myself, and it hurts, am I weak or am I strong?
AJ: Weak.
Fluttershy: Strong.
Twilight: An idiot.
Rarity, holding up an old bottle: Does anyone know if this is whiskey or perfume?
Pinkie: *takes and chugs the whole thing*
Pinkie: It’s perfume.
Pharynx, arriving to the feelings forum: Sorry I’m late, I overslept.
Thorax: It’s 4:30, when did you sleep?
Pharynx: 2 pm.
Thorax:
Thorax: the meeting started at 1 pm.
Pharynx: I want to die.
Thorax: No Pharynx! Don’t die!
Pharynx:
Pharynx, sighing: I want to live.
Chrysalis: They next person who says “mood”, “same”, or “me” when I make a threat will be thrown out the window!
Thorax: Mood.
Pharynx: Same.
Kevin: Me.
Robber: Give me your money if you want to live!
Pharynx: Bold of you to think I have money or the will to live.
Thorax: Pharynx, you have to love yourself!
Pharynx: Thorax...don’t you hate yourself?
Thorax: Yea, but that’s off topic, this is about you.
Thorax, as a detective: Looks like he dr-
Pharynx: He died from trying to drink the entire swimming pool.
Judge: How do you plead?
Rainbow: *looks over towards Twilight*
Twilight: *mouthing ‘not guilty’*
Rainbow: Hot milky.
Twilight: Just lock her up.
Thorax: I want to be just like Pharynx!
Pharynx: Thanks, but please reconsider-
Pharynx: Is there a spirit in the house?
Oujia Board: Y-E-S
Pharynx: Good, rent is $700 dollars, and it’s due every 1st.
Oujia Board: W-T-F
Thorax: Pharynx, stop bullying the ghost.
Fluttershy: So you have ten apples and your friend wants three, what do you have?
Thorax, tearing up: A-A friend.
Twilight: Nothing is free.
Fluttershy: Friendship is free!
Rainbow: Sleep is free...
Discord: Everything is free when it’s me!
Pinkie:...everything is free if you take it without asking.
Pharynx, running patrols: Okay, listen up you little sh*ts,, no not you Thorax- you little angel, we are thrilled to have you here-
Thorax: Truth or Dare?
Pharynx: Truth.
Thorax: Now many hours did you sleep.
Pharynx: Dare.
Thorax: Go to sleep.
Pharynx: I do not like this game.
Pharynx: I hate being touched. Last time I touch anyone, it was my hoof to their face.
Chrysalis:..isn’t thorax hugging you right now?
Pharynx: This means nothing.
Rainbow: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Twilight: Please never become a surgeon.
Thorax: Do you think I can fit ten marshmallows in my mouth?
Pharynx: You’re a hazard to society.
Kevin: -and a coward. Do twenty!
Thorax, joking: Pharynx is going to kill you for that!
Pharynx from the next room: Who?
Thorax: Oh no, I was just ki-
Pharynx, pulling out a knife: No no, are they bothering you?
Kidnapper: We have your partner.
Thorax: Who?
Kidnapper: Smallish, purple, snarky?
Thorax: Oh Pharynx. You don’t have him, he has you. Now good day.
Cozy Glow: I’m inviting you in to the woods, I crave playing the most dangerous game.
The student six, nodding: Knife monopoly.
Cozy:
Cozy: Well, you see, I was going to hunt you for sports but now I’m intrigued.
Pharynx: I need a six letter word for disappointment.
Chrysalis: Thorax.
Pharynx:
Pharynx: Are you ready to f**king die?!
Changeling: How are you?
Pharynx: Fine, just got this headache that comes and goes.
Thorax: *walks in*
Pharynx: It’s back.
Rainbow: I just want someone to take me out for once.
Pinkie: Like, on a date or with a shot gun?
Rainbow:...Surprise me.
Rainbow: I wanna take a nap...but like...for two days straight.
Twilight: That sounds like a coma.
Rainbow: Yes, a coma. Sounds refreshing.
Mellow: How do you feel about kids?
Canvas: I mean, they’re okay. If I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at them.
Mellow: Why would you throw a rock at a child?
Canvas: I just said I wouldn’t!
Starlight: Girls are hot.
Starlight: Guys are hot, too.
Starlight: Why is everyone so hot?!
Sunburst: Global warming.
Pharynx: Can’t you just look at it form my perspective?
Thorax: *kneels onto the ground*
Pharynx: I hate you.
Rainbow: If me and the other girls are drowning, who would you save?
Twilight: All of you can’t swim?
Rarity: It’s a hypothetical question, who’d you save?
Twilight: My time and effort.
Cozy: Do you ever just want to gently place a hoof onto someone’s cheek and hold their head in your hooves there while you look right into their eyes and then violently twist their head at the right angle and snap their neck.
Tirek and Chrysalis:...So your still mad?
Pharynx: What are you, five?!
Thorax: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Pharynx:
Thorax:
Pharynx:
Thorax: Please don’t kill me.
Starlight: *sneezes*
Trixie:
Starlight: Wow, not even going to say bless you?
Trixie: I’m sitting right next to you, you are clearly blessed.
Mellow: So how’s your day?
Quiet Rain: ...
Mellow: Yea, my day went like that, too.
Starlight: Why does Twilight do the laundry so loudly?
Spike: So everyone knows the no one helps in this castle.
Twilight, in the distance: *slams the washing machine door shut*
Another round. I tried to have more diversity with the characters I chose. Still, quite a few have Thorax and Pharynx. But look! I added my ocs, too!
Heh, hilarious, good job
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This is kinda halarious.
Okay, that second one is my favorite.
My favorites are 2 (relatable, except I still don't know what I did to earn the socialization punishment), 15, 16 (awwwww come here you little hug pillow), 19, 20 (yeah right Pharynx, keep pretending), 23, 24
You make it sound like it's a bad thing. In reality, there can never be enough Thorax and Pharynx. Do keep them coming, please
Heheh, nice
Aww, but that's my favorite part!
I have done the impossible...
I bucking died twice today.
Woah. Who would’ve known?