They gave him a WHAT??? · 5:45am Jan 25th, 2021
Hey what's up gamers it's your boy CamoBasher, and today the trailer for Godzilla Vs. Kong I'm drunk off my ass after having a Grasshopper so I'mma do a reaction blog post on my fimfiction.com. I nearly had a heart attack watching the climax to King of The Monsters cuz it was so hype and it left me so stoked I wrote a story about a hydra and posted on FictionPress cuz that's where original writers go to instead of focusing solely on pony garbo, so anyway I've been waiting for the follow-up since 2019 and now it's finally coming. If you haven't seen the trailer yet, badda boom there ya go you uninformed swine:
Pretty exciting, right? Full disclosure I never saw Kong: Skull Island, just know that Sammy J was in it being a PG-13 rated mofo. Anyway, we got Kong and he's got this little girl okay fine dandy good. But then Big G leaps up and hooooh shit we're already into it! Look at him clawing his way up like one meaty crocodile motherfucker, but Kong gives him a good ol hairy knucklesandwich. No surprise given how things went down the last time they tussled. And Godthrilla being the antagonist blowing up ships (yeah, once Kong's in the water, it's Goji's game). Something's provoking him? Gee, could it be Ghidorah resurrected as a robot I wonder? Spoilers for the last movie by the way; seriously go watch it it'll blow the mind out of your ass.
So what's this about a war? Goddie and apes having turf wars since olden times and we're just hearing about his now? Pretty sus but whatevs, since when does any good G film have an airtight backhistory to it? Anyway Kong has himself an axe that absorbs G's breath? Ngl this may turn out hella stupid but the good kind of stupid like with Pacific Rim. Still recommend it, still gonna watch, might wind up dying from joy if they toss in Jet Jaguar along with Robo Monster X. Anyway punch that Like and Subscribe button, stay healthy, maybe write some actual constructive criticism about my stories instead of telling me they're "great" or "fun reads", cuz how else am I supposed to learn? Consult myself? *Insert J. Jonah Jameson laugh*
Be sure to start a discussion in the Comments, get on that good Monster Hunter Rise shit, and as always, thank you for shopping at Walmart. Night.
