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sykko


I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

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  • Sunday
    WTFIWWY-A Leg and A Leg

    This week the life lessons we learned are:

    -Do not impersonate cops, they don't like it and will arrest you.

    -You could be minding your own business going to the store or walking down the street or whatever and suddenly naked stranger...and you know it's never going to be someone you want to see naked.

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  • 1 week
    WRFIWWY-They Call Me Baby Driver

    Today's lessons learned:

    -When you stop somewhere, take your car keys with you, apparently kids be crimeing
    -When joining a Zoom call on public renovations, put you one-eyed wonder weasel away. Anyone who wants to see it or experience you doing a single arm workout with no weight will ask.

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  • 1 week
    Shoe0nHead-[Female Loneliness and How To Fix It

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  • 2 weeks
    WTFIWWY-The Spybot Who Loved me

    Lessons we learned this week:

    -If you're in the military or are working for the military and using a dating app, and they start asking for classified information, maybe alert your superiors.
    -Having high school kids lick peanut butter off of your toes is a sex crime, not a fund raising activity. Also, WTF Oklahoma?!

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  • 3 weeks
    WTFIWWY-Graveyard Grand Prix

    Lessons we learned this week:
    -Don't go to a Porsche dealership with a phony check in Indiana, that only seems to work in Florida
    -Don't make a fake injury claim and sue. But if you do, commit to the bit.
    -Apparently pilots will draw dicks in the sky with their flight path and some of them are really good at it

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Jan
24th
2021

A scammer called me today · 6:04pm Jan 24th, 2021

At roughly 11:30 this morning(the date it happened is 01-24-2021 if you're curious) a man with a eastern European accent claiming his name was Michael Douglas and that he was representing Publisher's Clearing House, saying I had won 2.5 million dollars, even though I had not registered with PCH. At first my greedy white boy gene kicked in then a split-second later my bullshit detector overrode it. He first asked me if I had a checkbook, to which I informed him I didn't have a checking account, then he asked me to go down to the store and get a 1vendor card, I informed him that maybe if I went up town today I'd get one, to which he started insisting I go up and immediately and I told that I'd call him when I call him.

A couple of quick internet searches revealed that my bullshit detector was right and it was a scam, so I went to the Federal Trade Commission's website and filed a complaint. As I was finishing the complaint, "Michael Douglas" called back asking if I had gotten the card and I told him that I knew he was a scammer and had filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission and that I hoped prison would be kind to his anus and hung up. Five minutes later he called from a different number asking me where I was at and I asked him why he had a Ukrainian accent and he cussed me out then hung up.

If someone calls you up claiming to represent a sweepstakes that you've never filed with and they ask for any banking information, credit card information or want you to get a prepaid card, don't give them any information or get a prepaid card and go to this website: https://reportfraud.ftc.gov/#/

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Comments ( 1 )

I just don’t pick up for numbers I don’t know but thanks for the advice.

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