I'm home · 10:04pm Jan 16th, 2021
In two weeks I'm gonna have a tube removed from my ureter (it's there so it heals better), but it's apparently an outpatient thing. Also, since stuff still heals it occasionally hurts as hell, but I got some pills with non-indicative commercial name for that. Upon closer examination, the pills turned out to be Tramadol and, after I took the first one, I basically travelled in time from "where will this shit work?" to "oh, I just slept for two hours". Which is actually more than I did in the hospital because I couldn't really get a good sleep there – not helped by the fact that the staff kept mistaking me for a guy with testicular hydroma, who was in the bed next to me. Interestingly, even though he got his surgery later, he got released few hours before me, so I guess busted nuts heal better than a kidney stone. Still, I'd rather not trade places with him...
So... He took his balls and went home?
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🗞 (hmm, Discord's newspaper emoji is better)
Welcome home.
Wait now I'm curious, are you a guy or girl? I'm stupid so forgive if I've asked before.
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I'm a guy (otherwise the doctors wouldn't keep mistaking me for the guy with nuts problem).
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Oh yeah. Forgive me I was high and hadnt slept in about thirty five hours.
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Sounds like me after being released (painkillers + my total inability to sleep in the hospital).
get better